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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 26 Aug 2020, 19:47

A man tells his Doctor "Help me. I'm addicted to Twitter" The Doctor replies "Sorry, I'm not following you"
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 30 Aug 2020, 00:32

this came to me today.....Ive got a funeral early tomorrow.....which isnt good because im not a morning person
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Post by xMommaWickedx » 30 Aug 2020, 02:04

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.
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Post by Dark_ » 30 Aug 2020, 02:09

if you ever get into a fight with a snow man just kick it in the centre... that way he'll have snow balls :P
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Post by xMommaWickedx » 30 Aug 2020, 03:31

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.
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Post by Dark_ » 30 Aug 2020, 18:52

xXxWickedNekoxXx wrote: ↑
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 Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

bet youve got a ton of those jokes :P

a skele-ton :D
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 30 Aug 2020, 20:15

A bus station is where a bus stops, A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work Station...........
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Post by LikkleMel » 30 Aug 2020, 21:32

Shounen_Trash wrote: ↑
30 Aug 2020, 20:15
 A bus station is where a bus stops, A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work Station...........
So you stop working?
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 30 Aug 2020, 21:44

LikkleGoddess wrote: ↑
30 Aug 2020, 21:32
Shounen_Trash wrote: ↑
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 A bus station is where a bus stops, A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work Station...........
So you stop working?
Thats where the work stops!!!
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 01 Sep 2020, 10:08

my friends kids said they want a Cat for christmas...he said he usually does them a Turkey but whatever makes them happy
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Post by Dark_ » 01 Sep 2020, 21:09

Shounen_Trash wrote: ↑
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 my friends kids said they want a Cat for christmas...he said he usually does them a Turkey but whatever makes them happy

Ive had the same experience actually my friend said he wanted a dog for christmas so i got him one and wrapped it up for him to open! He was shocked and suprised when he opened the box
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 02 Sep 2020, 14:33

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?.....Because they lactose
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Post by Dark_ » 02 Sep 2020, 17:29

Wood'nt it be funny if i made a tree joke?
it would be an OaK joke i guess

maybe not? imma leaf
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Post by LilMissLarBear » 02 Sep 2020, 17:36

We must be STUMPED for more jokes, its not the first time we pulled the tree card XD
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Post by LilMissLarBear » 02 Sep 2020, 17:40

Just to let you know lads... I would make a terrible therapist. I would just ask my patients to be more like a pair of curtains and PULL THEMSELVES TOGETHER.
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