Bad Joke Journal.

[Shounen-Recycled]

A man tells his Doctor "Help me. I'm addicted to Twitter" The Doctor replies "Sorry, I'm not following you"

[Shounen-Recycled]

this came to me today.....Ive got a funeral early tomorrow.....which isnt good because im not a morning person

[xMommaWickedx]

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

[Dark_]

if you ever get into a fight with a snow man just kick it in the centre... that way he'll have snow balls

[xMommaWickedx]

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

[Dark_]

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

bet youve got a ton of those jokes

a skele-ton

[Shounen-Recycled]

A bus station is where a bus stops, A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work Station...........

[LikkleMel]

A bus station is where a bus stops, A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work Station...........

So you stop working?

[Shounen-Recycled]

A bus station is where a bus stops, A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work Station...........

So you stop working?

Thats where the work stops!!!

[Shounen-Recycled]

my friends kids said they want a Cat for christmas...he said he usually does them a Turkey but whatever makes them happy

[Dark_]

my friends kids said they want a Cat for christmas...he said he usually does them a Turkey but whatever makes them happy

Ive had the same experience actually my friend said he wanted a dog for christmas so i got him one and wrapped it up for him to open! He was shocked and suprised when he opened the box

[Shounen-Recycled]

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?.....Because they lactose

[Dark_]

Wood'nt it be funny if i made a tree joke?
it would be an OaK joke i guess

maybe not? imma leaf

[LilMissLarBear]

We must be STUMPED for more jokes, its not the first time we pulled the tree card XD

[LilMissLarBear]

Just to let you know lads... I would make a terrible therapist. I would just ask my patients to be more like a pair of curtains and PULL THEMSELVES TOGETHER.