why don't they play poker in the jungle?
theres too many cheetahs!
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Post by IeatRamenNoodles » 19 Aug 2020, 21:13
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Post by xMommaWickedx » 19 Aug 2020, 21:42
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
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Post by Dark_ » 20 Aug 2020, 08:03
i dont trust stairs.
they're always up to something
they're always up to something
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 20 Aug 2020, 09:54
I know a guy who's addicted to break fluid,,,,its ok, he says he can stop at anytime
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Post by xMommaWickedx » 21 Aug 2020, 01:46
What’s Forrest Gump’s Facebook password?
1forest1
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 21 Aug 2020, 12:45
Yep thats contender for joke of the week! hahahaha
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 21 Aug 2020, 14:11
Im learning the hokey cokey....not all of it....Ive got the ins and outs
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Post by Dark_ » 21 Aug 2020, 18:05
Why are they called apartments....... when they're together?
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 21 Aug 2020, 18:07
hahaha yes!!! also, why is it called a building when its already built!!!???!!!!Dark_Flame_Master wrote: ↑21 Aug 2020, 18:05Why are they called apartments....... when they're together?
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Post by Dark_ » 21 Aug 2020, 18:10
Shounen_Trash wrote: ↑21 Aug 2020, 18:07hahaha yes!!! also, why is it called a building when its already built!!!???!!!!Dark_Flame_Master wrote: ↑21 Aug 2020, 18:05Why are they called apartments....... when they're together?
Atoms can never touch eachother.... so weve never touched....
So no officer i did not hit that child.....
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 21 Aug 2020, 18:12
Dark_Flame_Master, ill have to try that excuse if i ever beat an unruly child
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Post by lambda-sky » 21 Aug 2020, 18:20
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Post by Dark_ » 21 Aug 2020, 19:47
Shounen_Trash wrote: ↑21 Aug 2020, 18:12Dark_Flame_Master, ill have to try that excuse if i ever beat an unruly child
works every time
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 22 Aug 2020, 13:24
Russian dolls are so full of themselves
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Post by xMommaWickedx » 22 Aug 2020, 17:07
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
An impasta
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