Bad Joke Journal.

[IeatRamenNoodles]

why don't they play poker in the jungle?
theres too many cheetahs!

[xMommaWickedx]

Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch a cold.

[Dark_]

i dont trust stairs.
they're always up to something

[Shounen-Recycled]

I know a guy who's addicted to break fluid,,,,its ok, he says he can stop at anytime

[xMommaWickedx]

What’s Forrest Gump’s Facebook password?

1forest1

[Shounen-Recycled]

What’s Forrest Gump’s Facebook password?

1forest1

Yep thats contender for joke of the week! hahahaha

[Shounen-Recycled]

Im learning the hokey cokey....not all of it....Ive got the ins and outs

[Dark_]

Why are they called apartments....... when they're together?

[Shounen-Recycled]

Why are they called apartments....... when they're together?

hahaha yes!!! also, why is it called a building when its already built!!!???!!!!

[Dark_]

Why are they called apartments....... when they're together?

hahaha yes!!! also, why is it called a building when its already built!!!???!!!!

Atoms can never touch eachother.... so weve never touched....

So no officer i did not hit that child.....

[Shounen-Recycled]

Dark_Flame_Master, ill have to try that excuse if i ever beat an unruly child

[lambda-sky]

I trust my HDDs so much I have all of them in RAID1

Whats the difference between Raid_0 and Raid_1?
In Raid_0 the zero stands for how many files you are going to get back if something goes wrong.

[Dark_]

Dark_Flame_Master, ill have to try that excuse if i ever beat an unruly child

works every time

[Shounen-Recycled]

Russian dolls are so full of themselves

[xMommaWickedx]

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta