Bad Joke Journal.

[Shounen-Recycled]

What’s green and has wheels? Grass....I lied about the wheels

[Ojisama]

What do you call a man with 50 rabbits up his bottom?......Warren......

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

[UnmeiNoTenshi]

I used to be addicted to soap

I'm clean now

[PharaohAtem]

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

[Ojisama]

Why did the cabbage go to the film studio?

Because he wanted to star in a Cubby Broccoli film.

[weeabooweegee]

What’s green and has wheels? Grass....I lied about the wheels

Hahaha hahaha!

[Shounen-Recycled]

My wife kicked me out the house because of my Bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions......Don’t worry, I’ll return

[Shounen-Recycled]

I was digging in my Garden and found a chest full of Gold coins. I was so excited I wanted to run straight back in and tell my wife....but then I remembered why I was digging in my Garden

[Shounen-Recycled]

Just been diagnosed with the peek a boo virus. I got sent straight to the ICU

[Shounen-Recycled]

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight unless you are prepared for the reaper cushions

[Shounen-Recycled]

Not to brag but I beat the local chess Champion in 5 moves.....I knew those Karate lessons were a good idea.

[Shounen-Recycled]

What sits in a tree and goes “Aaaaahhhhhhh”?
An Owl with a speech impediment.

[Shounen-Recycled]

I was at my mums house and she asked me if I had seen the Dog Bowl? I said i had no idea he did.

[Ojisama]

What's covered in gravy and swings through the streets of New York?

Pie-der-man

[Rich-Allen1976]

What's covered in gravy and swings through the streets of New York?

Pie-der-man

Good job you're retired, with jokes like that you'd starve on the comedy circuit mate!

2 pieces of string went into a Bar, one says "Pint please", and then the other one asks, the Barman asks, "Are you a piece of string?", the other string says "No I'm afraid not" (A frayed knot)

A man in Yorkshire goes to a Jeweller's and asks for a Gold statue of his dog, the Jeweller asks "Does tha want it 18 Carat?" the man says "No I want it chewin' a bone"