Bad Joke Journal.

[Shounen-Recycled]

Crime in a multi-storey car park? Thats wrong on so many different levels

[weeabooweegee]

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam

[Shounen-Recycled]

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam

lol

[LilMissLarBear]

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk

[Shounen-Recycled]

what do you call a fish with no eyes?........Fsh

[LilMissLarBear]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

[LilMissLarBear]

Yo mamma's so poor the ducks throw bread at her

[Shounen-Recycled]

I wonder how the congregation of ducks that usually hang around one of the local lakes are doing? Hope all right in this storm. Anyways well done all.

So poetic hahahah

[Shounen-Recycled]

The past, Present and the Future walked into a bar.....It was tense

[weeabooweegee]

What do you call a pig who does karate?

A pork chop

[weeabooweegee]

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener

[Shounen-Recycled]

I bought a ceiling fan the other day, complete waste of money. He just stands there clapping and saying "Oooh, I love how smooth it is"

[UnmeiNoTenshi]

Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids?

Because assteroids was already taken

[Shounen-Recycled]

Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids?

Because assteroids was already taken

what a 'Bummer' lol

[Shounen-Recycled]

My housemate got sick to the stomach when i told her I put Ginger in the curry............She loved that cat