Bad Joke Journal.

[Dark_]

if you water water it grows

[Shounen-Recycled]

I wasnt going to get a brain transplant, but then i changed my mind.....

[LilMissLarBear]

I was considering taking up juggling, but I didnt have the balls...

[Shounen-Recycled]

I was considering taking up juggling, but I didnt have the balls...

HAHAHAHA Yes! im actually a juggler so this is a good one for me.....not heard it before lol

[Dark_]

why didnt the skeleton go to prom? because he had no body to go with UwU *cri's cutely*

[PharaohAtem]

Haha

[xMommaWickedx]

I made a pencil with two erasers.

It was pointless.

[Shounen-Recycled]

I made a pencil with two erasers.

It was pointless.

ooohhhh its a good one!!!!

[Dark_]

I made a pencil with two erasers.

It was pointless.

To be honnest im not a big fan of pencils...

They always seem sketchy to me....

[Shounen-Recycled]

I made a pencil with two erasers.

It was pointless.

To be honnest im not a big fan of pencils...

They always seem sketchy to me....

This is pure win. im so proud of everyone

[LilMissLarBear]

I don't take credit for this joke but oh god this is bad XD

[LilMissLarBear]

I used to have a fear of hurdles. But then I got over it.

Edit: in case you ask me why, I think I was just a little jumpy

[LilMissLarBear]

Two atoms have a conversation. The first one says "hey I think I am losing an ion" so the second atom responds "are you positive?"

[LilMissLarBear]

Two people are going in for a job interview. Interviewee 1 had loads of skills and experience for the job, whereas interviewee 2 was less so, but he did bring his three pet koalas with him. Eventually the interviewer hired interviewee 2. Interviewee 1 turns round and goes "what the hell man I was way more suited for the job, why did you pick that guy?" The interviewer goes "Well... He is more koalified"

[Shounen-Recycled]

I don't take credit for this joke but oh god this is bad XD

this is excellent, proper laughed