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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 10 Aug 2020, 19:45

I met a depressed Dolphin yesterday. I asked him what was wrong.....He said he felt like his life had no Porpoise.....poor little fella
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Post by Pirate TimeLord » 10 Aug 2020, 20:04

Awwww.


Once heard about someone who worked in a watch factory.

They just spent the day making faces.
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 10 Aug 2020, 21:19

Pirate TimeLord, thats almost as bad as the scarecrow who won an award. They said he was outstanding in his field!
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 10 Aug 2020, 22:11

scary scarecrow
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 10 Aug 2020, 23:33

superb thank you, some good jokes there. I hope you got more!
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 11 Aug 2020, 08:41

As a kid I was forced to walk the plank.....We couldnt afford a dog
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Post by IeatRamenNoodles » 11 Aug 2020, 10:07

purple dragon wrote: ↑
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hi hi -waves-

sup sup =]
hi hiii!!!!
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Post by Dark_ » 11 Aug 2020, 23:32

WhAt DiD thE tReE saY tO thE oTHEr TreE?

"LeAF mE alONe"
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 12 Aug 2020, 15:34

Dark_Flame_Master, hahaha nice one
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Post by PharaohAtem » 12 Aug 2020, 16:05

hmm
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 12 Aug 2020, 16:17

I was wondering why a frisbee appears larger the closer it gets, then it hit me.
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Post by PharaohAtem » 12 Aug 2020, 16:29

Feels good doesn't it? (bad joke)
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 12 Aug 2020, 16:31

feels great lol!!!
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Post by Dark_ » 12 Aug 2020, 17:47

Hey did you know my dads a magician? He knows all sorts of tricks! Though ive only seen one of them which was him dissapearing... when he re appears i wonder what the next trick will be 😀
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 12 Aug 2020, 17:54

Dark_Flame_Master, ooofff that one has feelingssssss hahahah
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