So.

Jas · Post by **Jas** » 26 Jun 2020, 03:18

I'm your birth mother

Noodle · Post by **Noodle** » 26 Jun 2020, 03:18

I am your father

Jas · Post by **Jas** » 26 Jun 2020, 03:19

Don't think about the logistics.

Noodle · Post by **Noodle** » 26 Jun 2020, 03:20

What about linguistics?

Jas · Post by **Jas** » 26 Jun 2020, 03:22

Cunning linguistics

Noodle · Post by **Noodle** » 26 Jun 2020, 03:23

Yeah?

Jas · Post by **Jas** » 26 Jun 2020, 03:26

Tanya · Post by **Tanya** » 26 Jun 2020, 03:32

Jas & Noodle, I thought we'd agree that you wouldn't tell anyone you were my parents.

I mean who'd believe a girl impregnated a man and he gave birth to me anyways?

That's ridiculous.

Tanya · Post by **Tanya** » 26 Jun 2020, 03:33

Yet true

Jas · Post by **Jas** » 26 Jun 2020, 03:33

My urethra was never the same.

Noodle · Post by **Noodle** » 26 Jun 2020, 03:40

Haha what?

Jas · Post by **Jas** » 26 Jun 2020, 03:41

Where do you think he would have came from?

Tanya · Post by **Tanya** » 26 Jun 2020, 03:42

Noodle just figured it was the Stork.

Jas · Post by **Jas** » 26 Jun 2020, 03:48

The stork isn't getting anywhere near my urethra.

Tanya · Post by **Tanya** » 26 Jun 2020, 03:49

That's because you don't want that much pleasure because it's to die for, quite literally die.

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