WE TALK IN ALL CAPS THREAD - NOODLE & ORANGE EDITION

[Citizen]

THAT WAS HORRIBLY PLACED

NOODLE THINKS MEXICANS ARE CREEPY.

WOW CLAUDIA JUST WOW.

[Citizen]

I EAT A LOT OF MEXICAN.

SOMETIMES IT'S NICE TO HAVE A BREAK.

YOU COULD EAT ZARAPE. NO WHEAT.

[Jas]

WOW NOODLE HAVE A LITTLE SELF WORTH.

[Jas]

I EAT A LOT OF MEXICAN.

SOMETIMES IT'S NICE TO HAVE A BREAK.

YOU COULD EAT ZARAPE. NO WHEAT.

I JUST MAKE IT.

THEN I KNOW THERE IS NO WHEAT.

ALSO HAVENT FOUND A DECENT MEXICAN PLACE IN PA (BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EXIST)

[Noodle]

BUT... CITI, I'M MEXICAN, IT MAKES IT OKAY RIGHT?

[Citizen]

BUT... CITI, I'M MEXICAN, IT MAKES IT OKAY RIGHT?

NO THAT MAKES IT TRIPLE RACIST.

LIKE IF I CALLED JAS A HONKY THAT WOULD BE A HATE CRIME.

[Citizen]

OH LOOK AT ME I'M JAS I LIKE MAYONNAISE.

[Citizen]

OH LOOK AT ME I'M JAS I LIKE MAYONNAISE.

10 YEARS MINIMUM.

[Jas]

BUT... CITI, I'M MEXICAN, IT MAKES IT OKAY RIGHT?

NO THAT MAKES IT TRIPLE RACIST.

LIKE IF I CALLED JAS A HONKY THAT WOULD BE A HATE CRIME.

I DO HAVE A HONKY TONK BADONKADONK

[Jas]

OH LOOK AT ME I'M JAS I LIKE MAYONNAISE.

10 YEARS MINIMUM.

BUT I DO.

[Jas]

ALSO WASN'T THAT A DAVE CHAPPELLE BIT

[Noodle]

[Citizen]

ALSO WASN'T THAT A DAVE CHAPPELLE BIT

I'M PRETTY SURE WHITE PEOPLE LIKING MAYO JOKES ARE OLDER THAN DAVE CHAPPELL HIMSELF.

[Jas]

PROBABLY BUT IT WAS

[Citizen]

PROBABLY.

EITHER WAY IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST SKETCH SHOWS.

RIP CHARLIE MURPHY.