Corrupt a Wish 💫

[H03nn89]

Granted, but you can never land on solid ground

I wish I could time travel

[belsammael]

Granted, but it works only once, with a limit of five seconds.

I wish i could teleport.

[Emma]

Granted, but you'd be teleported into outer space with no means to return to earth.

I wish car fuel was free.

[Jas]

Granted, but now no one drills it up so there is no more.

I wish I had a pickup truck.

[belsammael]

Granted, but the pickup truck smells like a combination of rotten eggs and manure, no matter what you do.

I wish magic was real.

[Jas]

Granted, but you still cannot weild it.

I wish I never had to work again.

[H03nn89]

Granted, but you’d have no where to live because you have no money

I wish I was taller

[softnlil]

granted, but now you have severe joint aches from holding you up!

i wish i could speak another language fluently

[belsammael]

Granted, but it's a language no one speaks anymore.

I wish I had some ice cream for dessert.

[lolin]

granted, but it's melted

i wish i could get through life

[UnmeiNoTenshi]

Granted but you go through it backwards

I wish that I wasn't so damn useless

[lolin]

granted, you're a master of exactly three skills that are randomly assigned to you and randomly activate

i wish i had some kinda delicious food in front of me

[Jas]

Granted, but you're bound and have to watch some other people eat it.

I wish I weren't allergic to pets.

[belsammael]

Granted, but all pets are now allergic to you.

I wish I didn't have hay fever.

[H03nn89]

Granted, but now you've lost your sense of smell.

I wish I could live abroad