Guess my current favourite cereal and I’ll give you points

Jas · Post by **Jas** » 21 May 2020, 16:45

Oh OK

Post by **lolin** » 21 May 2020, 16:52

what about milksteak

do we like milksteak

Citizen · Post by **Citizen** » 21 May 2020, 17:14

Only if it's well done with ketchup and medium rare jellybeans.

Jas · Post by **Jas** » 21 May 2020, 17:15

I think I died a little.

Citizen · Post by **Citizen** » 21 May 2020, 20:53

Well that was pretty goddamn freakish. Went out to check the oil on one of my vehicles and ran into a timber rattler.

Been a few years since I last saw one of those bastards.

Jas · Post by **Jas** » 21 May 2020, 20:56

Lolin brought the hoodoo.

Citizen · Post by **Citizen** » 21 May 2020, 20:57

Wouldn't surprise me.

Jas · Post by **Jas** » 21 May 2020, 20:58

Just kidding I had a whole bucket full airlifted into central Wisconsin.

I don't know where you live though so it was literally tons of snakes.

Good luck, bring a machete whenever you leave the house.

Citizen · Post by **Citizen** » 21 May 2020, 21:03

A machete would be too close proximity for my taste.

Jas · Post by **Jas** » 21 May 2020, 21:07

Pole arm? Good luck with a firearm.

Maybe a flamethrower?

Citizen · Post by **Citizen** » 21 May 2020, 21:15

I'm guessing you've never had to deal with snek.

Shovel, ice chipper, pitchfork, tools like that. I've used a .22 before as well, works fine. If you have time to go and get a gun. That's the main issue. And where it is. This one was in my engine compartment so you know pewpew isn't a good option in that situation.

Of course with a timber it's just a matter of getting a long implement, scooping it up and relocating it because protected status.

Jas · Post by **Jas** » 21 May 2020, 21:24

Nah I've killed a snake a few times. One with a knife and twice with a shovel.

Machete paints a better picture though.

And I didn't know that was endangered.

Post by **lolin** » 22 May 2020, 17:11

Jas wrote: ↑
21 May 2020, 20:56
Lolin brought the hoodoo.

accurate

and glad you didn't get bit citi

rattlers will fuck up entire legs

Citizen · Post by **Citizen** » 22 May 2020, 17:14

I've only been bitten by a Dodge Viper.

Post by **lolin** » 22 May 2020, 17:31

how rich an adventure that must have been