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Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 01 Apr 2020, 00:20

WHY WOULD YOU GET RID OF THEM



the bidet is truly god's gift to man, no more smearing feces around your delicate parts, only the purest clean feeling.
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Post by Gekiganger » 01 Apr 2020, 00:22

A butthole so clean one could eat off.
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Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 01 Apr 2020, 00:25

good enough to bring a tear to my eye.
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Post by Arya » 01 Apr 2020, 01:18

Hullo Geki
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Post by Gekiganger » 01 Apr 2020, 03:23

Hello frem.

I purchased industrial toilet paper from an office supply company a few weeks back so I’m good for it for months.
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Post by Citizen » 01 Apr 2020, 03:36

I just buy toilet paper from the store like a normal person.
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Post by Basically Deleted » 01 Apr 2020, 04:57

[video=youtube;d0sh0w9gXpQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0sh0w9gXpQ[/video]



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Post by Moulders » 01 Apr 2020, 20:45

Just learn to do a handstand in the shower.
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Post by Citizen » 01 Apr 2020, 20:56

But then all the dook would run down your body to your head.
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Post by Arya » 02 Apr 2020, 01:43

Citizen wrote:I just buy toilet paper from the store like a normal person.

Our state is on total lock down unless you're medical staff which I am. But I also haven't had time to go to the store like a normal person cuz I work a million hours a week.

That said, something totally cool is that walmart is letting our hospital staff actually enter a store in town (not just curbside pick up) during 0600-0700am and its only allowed for our staff and you hafta show your badge.

Sadly, Im not off until 7 soooo....
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Post by Arya » 02 Apr 2020, 01:44

Moulders wrote:Just learn to do a handstand in the shower.

poor mans badet. I like it.
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Citizen wrote:But then all the dook would run down your body to your head.

thats why you use soap.
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Post by Arya » 02 Apr 2020, 01:45

Gekiganger wrote:Hello frem.

I purchased industrial toilet paper from an office supply company a few weeks back so I’m good for it for months.

ew 2 ply. Im high maintenance, my ass needs that 4 ply good good.
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Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 02 Apr 2020, 02:11

I need that 1 ply sand paper anything softer gets absolutely shredded in my jungle of ass hairs.
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Post by Arya » 03 Apr 2020, 02:23

*hands you the wax* >_>
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