Own Arya for a Day [GAME]

[Master of Vvardenfel]

Wow I always knew Americans were bad at history but geez... Australia has been a country for over 200 years.

[Arya]

No no its been a continent not a country

[Master of Vvardenfel]

no it's a continent AND a country.


and an island.

[Luffynatsu87]

Good old Aussies

[Master of Vvardenfel]

who you calling old D:

[Arya]

Everything is an island! The UK is an island!

[Master of Vvardenfel]

australia is a bigger island.


and the USA isn't an island.

[Luffynatsu87]

who you calling old D:

Oh yeah forgot your a aussie

[Master of Vvardenfel]

/flex


in the flesh.

[Master of Vvardenfel]

well.

sorta.

on the line.

[Arya]

australia is a bigger island.


and the USA isn't an island.

Its part of the second biggest island in the world

[GraceMellody]

If I love Arya the mostest, surely I deserve to own Arya for a day

[Master of Vvardenfel]

Its part of the second biggest island in the world

no it isn't



and apparently australia is NOT an island.


when I was in highschool australia was classified as the biggest island AND the smallest continent.

apparently "scientists" have decided that australia can't be both, so it's just a continent.


is this how people become anti-vaxxers?

when scientists start spewing pure BULLSHIT like this.

If I love Arya the mostest, surely I deserve to own Arya for a day

Okay, here's the ring, make sure you NEVER take it off, she gets mad about that.

Make sure all the chores are done before she gets home, this is VERY important.

Don't let her in the kitchen.

Ever.

If she tells you she's making brownies, don't believe her lies, like Prometheus stole fire from the gods, she will steal your hope and set it alight along with the "brownies"

Speak with an Australian accent at all times. If she catches you slipping up and starting to speak american prepare for a 3 day argument about how you pronounce garage interspersed with her refusing to speak to you at all until you say it right.

She needs her feet rubbed at LEAST 3 times a day. Every day. Sometimes more often after work.

I have drafted a list of dietary needs and taped them to the fridge. Be sure you follow them to the letter, and deviation can range from making her tum tum upset to literal death. Best just to follow all of them.

If you need me I'll be in the lounge room "studying" (playing video games) but just remember, she's yours for the day.

I expect her returned in the same condition you received her.

[Luffynatsu87]

That lot stuff but i think it can be done

[Arya]

no it isn't



and apparently australia is NOT an island.


when I was in highschool australia was classified as the biggest island AND the smallest continent.

apparently "scientists" have decided that australia can't be both, so it's just a continent.


is this how people become anti-vaxxers?

when scientists start spewing pure BULLSHIT like this

Reminds me of that time they said pluto wasnt a planet.