Geki turned out to be a pushover

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Re: Geki turned out to be a pushover

Post by Gekiganger » 19 Feb 2020, 11:52

Arya wrote:Geki turned out to be a hangover from a night he still cant remember and that left him walking funny for a week

Yes, because of my problem drinking that comes with the territory of working in advertising that makes me as charming as I am.

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Post by Citizen » 19 Feb 2020, 17:16

Gekiganger wrote:Geki is a very healthy 78kg for his 5’10” height, thank you very much.

Arya told me about your secret robust round apple bottom you can't fool me.

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Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 20 Feb 2020, 04:40

Gekiganger wrote:Only for your husband.

oh my god that's so fucking gay






no homo tho.
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Post by lolin » 20 Feb 2020, 05:17

i'm the pushover-est

(i'm actually impossibly strong don't tell anyone i don't want nerfs)
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Post by Moulders » 20 Feb 2020, 09:01

I'm fookin hard me.

I smoke whisky and drink cigars.
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Post by Citizen » 20 Feb 2020, 09:10

Moulders wrote:I'm fookin hard me.

I smoke whisky and drink cigars.

I put them both in my dillyhole.

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Post by LikkleMel » 20 Feb 2020, 18:13

Moulders wrote:I'm fookin hard me.

I smoke whisky and drink cigars.

Do you bathe in vodka?
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Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 21 Feb 2020, 05:19

LikkleMel wrote:Do you bathe in vodka?

No alcohol dries the skin, he bathes exclusively in the blood of virgins.
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Re: Geki turned out to be a pushover

Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 21 Feb 2020, 05:19

Reducing the neck beard population one at a time.
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Re: Geki turned out to be a pushover

Post by lolin » 21 Feb 2020, 05:42

Master of Vvardenfel wrote:Reducing the neck beard population one at a time.

yes but who's going to carry the trump 2020 banner if they're all dead?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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Post by Citizen » 21 Feb 2020, 07:03

Lolin wrote:yes but who's going to carry the trump 2020 banner if they're all dead?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

u

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Re: Geki turned out to be a pushover

Post by lolin » 22 Feb 2020, 00:01

Citizen wrote:u

kill me
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Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 22 Feb 2020, 03:53

Lolin wrote:yes but who's going to carry the trump 2020 banner if they're all dead?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

honestly?


probably middle class boomers?
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Post by lolin » 22 Feb 2020, 04:22

Master of Vvardenfel wrote:honestly?


probably middle class boomers?

most of 'em do, yeah
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Re: Geki turned out to be a pushover

Post by Citizen » 22 Feb 2020, 05:42

What about middle class Boom Booms? Make Mushroom Kingdom great again.

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