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I cooked a Pizza

Post by Moulders » 12 Feb 2020, 09:31

Unfortunately I was drunk at the time and after putting it in the oven I fell asleep on the couch.

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So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.

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Re: I cooked a Pizza

Post by Citizen » 12 Feb 2020, 09:38

Eat it anyway.

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Re: I cooked a Pizza

Post by Moulders » 12 Feb 2020, 10:04

I tried a nibble.

I don't think it has any nutritional value anymore.

I wont get any of my essential cheeses, no vitamin pepperoni or any of my rda of MSG. (not the band)
"Every position must be held to the last man: there must be no retirement. With our backs to the wall and believing in the justice of our cause, each one of us must fight on to the end."

Earl Douglas Haig, Order to the British Army, 12 April 1918

So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.

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Re: I cooked a Pizza

Post by lolin » 12 Feb 2020, 17:17

you can't fool me, that's a cookie pizza and it's supposed to be that dark
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Re: I cooked a Pizza

Post by Itachi » 12 Feb 2020, 22:32

Dominos every Thursday for me... :)
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Re: I cooked a Pizza

Post by Citizen » 12 Feb 2020, 23:22

Juuza wrote:Dominos every Thursday for me... :)

I'm sorry.

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Post by Citizen » 12 Feb 2020, 23:22

Moulders wrote:I tried a nibble.

I don't think it has any nutritional value anymore.

I wont get any of my essential cheeses, no vitamin pepperoni or any of my rda of MSG. (not the band)

Eat

it

anyway.

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Re: I cooked a Pizza

Post by unoduetre » 12 Feb 2020, 23:29

Eat

it

anyway.

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Re: I cooked a Pizza

Post by Citizen » 13 Feb 2020, 00:06

Also get a countertop pizza over like a true frozen pizza champ.

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Re: I cooked a Pizza

Post by Arya » 13 Feb 2020, 04:33

Moulders. Are you smoking cocaine again?!
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Re: I cooked a Pizza

Post by Citizen » 13 Feb 2020, 05:19

Five Thirty smoke pizza erry day

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Re: I cooked a Pizza

Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 13 Feb 2020, 05:28

No he's obviously trying to make smoked pizza.

Try a lower temperature and add a little moisture to your wood, makes it burn slower for a better smoke.
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Re: I cooked a Pizza

Post by Citizen » 13 Feb 2020, 05:33

MoV will add a little moisture to Moulders' wood.

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Re: I cooked a Pizza

Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 13 Feb 2020, 07:12

Let me moithen your wood thir
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Re: I cooked a Pizza

Post by Moulders » 13 Feb 2020, 09:37

Arya wrote:Moulders. Are you smoking cocaine again?!

I just noticed that. No, that's washing powder.

Citizen wrote:MoV will add a little moisture to Moulders' wood.

My wood is so moist it went floppy.
"Every position must be held to the last man: there must be no retirement. With our backs to the wall and believing in the justice of our cause, each one of us must fight on to the end."

Earl Douglas Haig, Order to the British Army, 12 April 1918

So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.

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