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My nose be bleeding

Post by GraceMellody » 20 Jan 2020, 01:05

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Re: My nose be bleeding

Post by Arya » 20 Jan 2020, 04:17

Lean forward. Apply pressure. Tampons may help.
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Re: My nose be bleeding

Post by Arya » 20 Jan 2020, 04:18

You may need more humidity in your room @@
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Re: My nose be bleeding

Post by lolin » 20 Jan 2020, 04:39

just vacuum all your blood out of your body

it also works as a vampire deterrent
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Re: My nose be bleeding

Post by Arya » 20 Jan 2020, 04:40

Alternatively she could put it in a bottle and sell it to the blood bank. Theyll pay good for O-
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Re: My nose be bleeding

Post by lolin » 20 Jan 2020, 04:42

OR

she could use alchemy to transmigrate herself to a fleshless body like a suit of armor
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Re: My nose be bleeding

Post by Arya » 20 Jan 2020, 04:46

Or she could go back in time and use it to make cave dwelling pictures and then come back and discover it and be famous for unveiling a lost civilization
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Re: My nose be bleeding

Post by lolin » 20 Jan 2020, 04:49

or she could sacrifice those she holds dearest in order to become a vengeful, angry god
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Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 20 Jan 2020, 05:20

Or she could just stop having am inferior physique.
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Re: My nose be bleeding

Post by Citizen » 20 Jan 2020, 05:24

This is why I don't have a nose.
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Re: My nose be bleeding

Post by Faithy » 20 Jan 2020, 05:28

GraceMellody wrote:Help


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I feel ya. I get random nose bleeds all the time. One time I was minding my own business eating out and my nose started to bleed. I just had one this morning actually.

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Re: My nose be bleeding

Post by Paradox » 20 Jan 2020, 06:29

Get a vial. Cork it. Sell to some 16 year old that thinks that magic is real. Say you're a virgin. Bam. Profit.
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Hey. So I wrote an urban fantasy book. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09ZQ6D3PQ
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Re: My nose be bleeding

Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 20 Jan 2020, 06:51

Citizen wrote:This is why I don't have a nose.

Superior physique right here. And you know he doesn't have any maleficious odours cuz he can't smell.
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Re: My nose be bleeding

Post by Expendable » 20 Jan 2020, 07:55

Hot tea, steam those nostrils.

Me, gargle with food grade oregano to make my sinuses suffer.
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Re: My nose be bleeding

Post by Citizen » 20 Jan 2020, 08:02

Expendable wrote:Hot tea, steam those nostrils.

Me, gargle with food grade oregano to make my sinuses suffer.

Sounds like hippie wiccan voodoo.
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