help i bought castlevania anniversary collection with my remaining eshop bux

[lolin]

why would i do this

who hurt me

[Citizen]

What no Contra.

[lolin]

contra? yes, let's just choose the harder game for someone who's already bad at video games

but seriously i almost beat super contra 3 with save states

i'm halfway through super castlevania iv, just beat the golem and entered the castle

the castle is hell, but only in a figurative sense

it's technically just chaos

[Citizen]

Are you playing them in order or did you start with IV?

[lolin]

i started with iv

i guess i wanted the easiest first

[Citizen]

Yeah I was gonna say, 3 USA is pretty rough. I'd say that one is Contra tier.

[lolin]

in order of the difficulty i perceive, hardest to easiest: 1 > 3 > 2 > GB1 > Bloodlines > GB2 > IV = kid dracula

[Citizen]

Kind of a shame that Rondo, Dracula X, Legends and Vampire Killer got snubbed. Haunted House at least got on the Arcade Anniversary one.

[lolin]

yeah, i was real surprised about no legends and x

rondo didn't surprise me because sony probably snagged console rights to it with castlevania requiem

[lolin]

each drac's castle level gets progressively more unfair

this feeds me

[Citizen]

Dracula: "This time I want it upside-down, mirrored, spinning counter clockwise, pitch black and the entire floor is lava."

Interior designer: "I quit."

[lolin]

just reminds me of an old kajetokun video about dracula and wolfman

"QUICK WOLFMAN, HELP ME STUFF MY MEAT INTO THESE WALLS"

[Citizen]

I feel like the wolfman would just eat the meat. He should have asked the mummy.

[lolin]

on second remembering attempt, it wasn't wolfman, it was someone else

wolfman's the one dracula wants to avoid because he's so annoying

belmont hydro storm spams and kills dracula

dracula ends up in chaos land and the last thing you hear is wolfman going "hi dracula"

[Gekiganger]

I'm onto Fire Emblem Three Houses and now my life is only the parts that exist between me playing Fire Emblem.