So I got this message...

[Citizen]

Flavor doesn't have a u, MouV.

Also, flavor of the week for like 800 consecutive weeks.

[Citizen]

I know the earth doesn't even have legs it can't stand at all

It can't stand because it's too fat.

Fat Earther theory.

[Master of Vvardenfel]

Flavor doesn't have a u, MouV.

Also, flavor of the week for like 800 consecutive weeks.

Literally just said she only keeps me around for the accent. Spelling words right is just part of it.

And 8 weeks is over 15 years. I was gonna say she hasn't even known you that long but yeah. Yeah she has.

[Master of Vvardenfel]

It can't stand because it's too fat.

Fat Earther theory.

Don't know how it's so far, it's in spin class 24 hours a day.

[Arya]

Ya'all....


I have not received a reply. '_'

[Master of Vvardenfel]

You should send them another message.

[Arya]

Sup again?

[Master of Vvardenfel]

No. Just.


"Butts"

[Arya]

How about weenus

[Master of Vvardenfel]

Nah he might not be interested in weenuses. Everyone likes butts.

[Arya]

I dont know. Ive seen a lot of butts. I dont care for em poop shoots.

[Master of Vvardenfel]

You like mine?

[Arya]

I like to pinch it and make u squawk about it xDDD

[Master of Vvardenfel]

Yea that's called liking a butt soz brev you like butts.

[Arya]

Not pleural.