It's Snowing~

Master of Vvardenfel · Post by **Master of Vvardenfel** » 29 Dec 2019, 05:35

Citizen wrote:Double the egg and make it scrambled.

Okay I can do scrambled. Especially with that much cheese.

Citizen wrote:I don't get heartburn or bound up by cheese because my body isn't dumb.

I am the pinnacle of human evolution.

It's the superior European genetics.

Arya wrote:My body is a temple, Citi. @_@

Mine too! Filled with wine and guilt.

Arya · Post by **Arya** » 29 Dec 2019, 05:36

yours is filled with coffee and skittles.

Arya · Post by **Arya** » 29 Dec 2019, 05:37

and its more of a 15 year olds man cave than a temple.

Master of Vvardenfel · Post by **Master of Vvardenfel** » 29 Dec 2019, 05:39

It's a temple I am a god.

And 15 year olds don't have mancaves that's just a bedroom

Arya · Post by **Arya** » 29 Dec 2019, 05:43

its a cave because it smells like dirty jocks and theres a stash of pr0n under the bed.

Arya · Post by **Arya** » 29 Dec 2019, 05:43

and probably a bottle of lotion and a sock in the nightstand.

Master of Vvardenfel · Post by **Master of Vvardenfel** » 29 Dec 2019, 05:45

Honestly never got the sock thing. Like. Just use a Kleenex?

Arya · Post by **Arya** » 29 Dec 2019, 05:50

Ew. Dont touch my tissues. Stay on your side.

Master of Vvardenfel · Post by **Master of Vvardenfel** » 29 Dec 2019, 05:53

I'm not gonna use your tissues you got those eucalyptus ones that burn like a motherfucker

Arya · Post by **Arya** » 29 Dec 2019, 05:59

hahahah you mean the vicks ones.

Yea.... try putting those on your willie!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

Master of Vvardenfel · Post by **Master of Vvardenfel** » 29 Dec 2019, 06:02

Id rather not

Arya · Post by **Arya** » 30 Dec 2019, 01:58

Best be a dear to me then >}

Master of Vvardenfel · Post by **Master of Vvardenfel** » 30 Dec 2019, 02:00

I'm always a dear to you but if you come anywhere near my Johnson with those tissues we gone throw hands.

Arya · Post by **Arya** » 30 Dec 2019, 02:07

Ive got 4 boxes of em bae >DDD

Master of Vvardenfel · Post by **Master of Vvardenfel** » 30 Dec 2019, 02:08

Yeah good use them when you have a cold or these pants are not coming off again until you get rid of them.

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