The {Legacy} of Theon GreyJoy: He was a good man

[Arya]

Okay I fibbed. I have spa friends. I just didnt want movloves to feel left out. Im actually a very nice girl.

[Master of Vvardenfel]

That seems counterintuitive. Don't women normally go to the spa to get away from men?

No she actually enjoys going to the spa for the treatments.

MoV doesn't have any friends you can't fool me LiArya.

It's true I do not. I sold them into slavery for a Klondike bar.


I do enjoy going to the spa with Arya tho there is something incredibly relaxing about having someone else take care of your personal hygiene.

[Citizen]

Okay I fibbed. I have spa friends. I just didnt want movloves to feel left out. Im actually a very nice girl.

But you never stopped to consider that I might want a seaweed wrap too.

[Citizen]

Also Klondike bars suck.

[Citizen]

A good ice cream sandwich beats them any day.

[Master of Vvardenfel]

Never said they were good. Just that I sold my friends for one.

[Arya]

But you never stopped to consider that I might want a seaweed wrap too.

You can totes come too. MoV is getting a shave and I am doing the sugar scrub pedi. :3 the massagey chairs are the best

[Citizen]

What is he getting shaved.

[Master of Vvardenfel]

My face. Arya gets mad when I grow out a beard so I do it twice a year for six months.

[Citizen]

Arya is a bully.

[Master of Vvardenfel]

She truly is you guys don't understand how much I suffer under the thumb of such a tyrant

[Citizen]

Don't worry I have alerted the authorities they will arrest her for bullying soon.

[Master of Vvardenfel]

Thank God I will be saved.

[lolin]

he donated to the ADL and then later took his donation back

[Arya]

What is he getting shaved.

His webbos.