i should drive down to dairy queen for dinner

[Fate]

There's no excuse to not get a blizzard

[lolin]

There's no excuse to not get a blizzard

okay but just a small

[Citizen]

Large or nothing.

[lolin]

that's 1140+ calories

that's like two meals

[Citizen]

Yes.

[Master of Vvardenfel]

that's less than half my daily caloric intake.


I will subsist on two large dairy queen blizzards per day.

[lolin]

what your blizzard flavor says about you:

oreo - you prefer vanilla
reese's - you really, really like peanut butter
cotton candy - you're a psychopath

[Citizen]

I really, really like peanut butter and fuck peanut butter cup pieces in ice cream. A peanut butter swirl or just actual peanut butter ice cream are vastly superior. Or a peanut butter shake.

Peanut butter cup chunks in ice cream are just like chocolate chips in ice cream; hard, flavorless and pointless.

The mark of terrible taste.

[lolin]

citizen only eats dilly bars

[Citizen]

Made with real dill pickle.

[Citizen]

If I'm going to DQ for ice cream as far as their regular menu items go I'm gonna get either:

Vanilla shake or malt
Peanut butter shake
Root beer float or shake
Oreo Blizzard
Hot fudge and caramel or hot fudge and peanut butter sundae

Although this limited time Blizzard sounds good:

https://www.dairyqueen.com/us-en/Menu/T ... ard-Treat/

[Citizen]

I like to have a rotation of things I'm not a "get the same thing every time" person.

[Master of Vvardenfel]

that actually sounds phenomenal I'm going to have to sneak out to DQ.

[Master of Vvardenfel]

don't tell arya I told her I'd decided to cut back on my sugar intake because I'm getting fat

[Master of Vvardenfel]

what I really meant was that I'm going to eat less sugar while she's around