does this world just hate me? does everyone hate me?

[lolin]

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: will you side with A) Comedic ending (CTRL-F: comedy) B) Serious ending (CTRL-F: birds), or C) THE AWARD WINNING MUSICAL NUMBER FROM THE HIT FILM (CTRL-F: ballin)





























comedy:

[video=youtube;HMqZ2PPOLik]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMqZ2PPOLik[/video]


















birds:
[video=youtube;pQcWiHa010U]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQcWiHa010U[/video]




























ballin:
[video=youtube;qLrnkK2YEcE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE[/video]

[lolin]

BONUS DVD COMMENTARY FROM THE DIRECTOR'S BUTT:

[video=youtube;RVdZs8Vh0O0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVdZs8Vh0O0[/video]

[Master of Vvardenfel]

I can appreciate that the bird is vocalizing how I feel all the time.

[lolin]

I can appreciate that the bird is vocalizing how I feel all the time.

that's why its the serious ending

because it's seriously how i feel half the time

[Master of Vvardenfel]

just constant internal screaming.

[lolin]

[lolin]

i'm going to buy a bird

but not because they scream

because i think they'd be very cuddly and sassy and good friend potential for someone who rarely if ever leaves the house

[Citizen]

Don't become a bird person my uncle is a bird person you don't want to be a bird person.

Birds are crap animals.

[Citizen]

The only redeeming quality any birds have is being tasty.

[lolin]

Don't become a bird person my uncle is a bird person you don't want to be a bird person.

Birds are crap animals.

wow joey would literally fight you at this point, she has a cockatiel

[lolin]

and i have two dogs and a cat

i am an everything person

[lolin]

i just want like

one budgie

[Citizen]

[video=youtube;9H6GSYOByZs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H6GSYOByZs[/video]

Here you go here's one.

[Citizen]

Murhv will get you a magpie from Australia.

[Citizen]

They are kind and cuddly.