The {Legacy} of Theon GreyJoy: He was a good man

[Citizen]

Wow the sky is pissed. Nothing was going on and then suddenly every possible fucking warning at once.

-Severe thunderstorm
-Gale force wind
-Flash flooding
-Golf ball sized hail
-Tornadoes

[lolin]

Wow the sky is pissed. Nothing was going on and then suddenly every possible fucking warning at once.

-Severe thunderstorm
-Gale force wind
-Flash flooding
-Golf ball sized hail
-Tornadoes

god is pissed, obvs

[Citizen]

God is always pissed lolin.

[lolin]

well what does god have to be pissed about

it can summon snacks whenever it damn well pleases

[Citizen]

God is mad about all the empty calories.

[lolin]

god's actually made that it gave mankind "free will" and mankind told god that free will doesn't actually exist and life is a matter of random circumstance and luck except for when you get rich or wildly successful, then it's definitely your own skill and free will

[Citizen]

That's why God is a Rush fan.

[lolin]

i'm assuming god likes rush 2049 the best (it had wing cars)

[Citizen]

God only plays HSV Adventure Racing.

[lolin]

that's great

rip beetles

[Citizen]

They'll bring them back again eventually when they come up with another ugly new design.

In other random car news, the C8 Corvette is coming and they finally switched it from front-mid engine to rear-mid engine.

[lolin]

what the hell is rear-mid engine

does the engine take up the back seat?

where am i supposed to put groceries

[Citizen]

In the engine they boost performance.

[lolin]

oh good to know engines are now compatible with my horrible diet

we'll turn you into gasoline yet, mozzarella sticks

[Citizen]

I tried the new BK mozzarella sticks, pulled pork sandwich and taco the other day.

Unsurprisingly it was all awful good job as usual BK.