Its date day! What should Mike buy/do for Mel today~
Its date day! What should Mike buy/do for Mel today~
He needs to treat me
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PharaohAtem
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Re: Its date day! What should Mike buy/do for Mel today~
Dinner and a movie that's what I was thinking.
Re: Its date day! What should Mike buy/do for Mel today~
A puppy.
"Every position must be held to the last man: there must be no retirement. With our backs to the wall and believing in the justice of our cause, each one of us must fight on to the end."
Earl Douglas Haig, Order to the British Army, 12 April 1918
So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.
Epicurus Letter to Menoeceus
Earl Douglas Haig, Order to the British Army, 12 April 1918
So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.
Epicurus Letter to Menoeceus
Re: Its date day! What should Mike buy/do for Mel today~
A fart scented candle.
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GraceMellody
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Re: Its date day! What should Mike buy/do for Mel today~
I'm going with noodles, Mel usually likes noodles
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Re: Its date day! What should Mike buy/do for Mel today~
An ambiguous amount of uncertainty.
Re: Its date day! What should Mike buy/do for Mel today~
Propose marriage.
"Every position must be held to the last man: there must be no retirement. With our backs to the wall and believing in the justice of our cause, each one of us must fight on to the end."
Earl Douglas Haig, Order to the British Army, 12 April 1918
So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.
Epicurus Letter to Menoeceus
Earl Douglas Haig, Order to the British Army, 12 April 1918
So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.
Epicurus Letter to Menoeceus
Re: Its date day! What should Mike buy/do for Mel today~
Propose ferriage for a crate of sperage.
Re: Its date day! What should Mike buy/do for Mel today~
I love all these suggestions 
This is my favorite
and the puppy
Citizen wrote:A fart scented candle.
This is my favorite
and the puppy ~Let our bodies lay, mark our hearts with shame
Let our blood in vain, you find God in pain~
Let our blood in vain, you find God in pain~
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Re: Its date day! What should Mike buy/do for Mel today~
Moulders wrote:Propose marriage.
Oh yes
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Re: Its date day! What should Mike buy/do for Mel today~
Flowers. A date needs flowers.
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Re: Its date day! What should Mike buy/do for Mel today~
Okay so here's what he's gotta do, guaranteed to get the girl. First you show up at her place with flowers, it doesn't matter what you're wearing as long as it is not a pair of clown shoes and nothing else. So you give her the flowers to distract her from the fact that you wore the ONE THING I TOLD YOU NOT TO WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS WHY ARE YOUR SHOES SO BIG?
And then you offer her your arm and escort her to your car, make sure you keep her entertained with vigorous conversation and witticisms. As you get to the car be sure to open the door for her, wait... why did you bring the clown car. SHE CANT FIT IN THIS CAR ITS COMICALLY SMALL, YOUR KNEES ARE ABOVE THE STEERING WHEEL WHY IS THIS CLOWN THEME CONTINUING.
Fuck I mean if the date isn't already ruined by the excess of clown shit going on she's probably really into you. Do the beach thing if it's warm, or maybe a drive in movie if it's colder, she'll want to cuddle for warmth and that's always awesome!
Then when you've finally finished your date, escort her back to the front door and wait awkwardly to see if she wants to kiss you. Meanwhile she's also awkwardly waiting for you to make the first move, after five minutes of awkward silence dart in for a quick peck on the cheek and run away.
Mission successful!
And then you offer her your arm and escort her to your car, make sure you keep her entertained with vigorous conversation and witticisms. As you get to the car be sure to open the door for her, wait... why did you bring the clown car. SHE CANT FIT IN THIS CAR ITS COMICALLY SMALL, YOUR KNEES ARE ABOVE THE STEERING WHEEL WHY IS THIS CLOWN THEME CONTINUING.
Fuck I mean if the date isn't already ruined by the excess of clown shit going on she's probably really into you. Do the beach thing if it's warm, or maybe a drive in movie if it's colder, she'll want to cuddle for warmth and that's always awesome!
Then when you've finally finished your date, escort her back to the front door and wait awkwardly to see if she wants to kiss you. Meanwhile she's also awkwardly waiting for you to make the first move, after five minutes of awkward silence dart in for a quick peck on the cheek and run away.
Mission successful!
Re: Its date day! What should Mike buy/do for Mel today~
If all else fails theres always cannibalism.
Re: Its date day! What should Mike buy/do for Mel today~
Just offer to scrub the toilet.
"Every position must be held to the last man: there must be no retirement. With our backs to the wall and believing in the justice of our cause, each one of us must fight on to the end."
Earl Douglas Haig, Order to the British Army, 12 April 1918
So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.
Epicurus Letter to Menoeceus
Earl Douglas Haig, Order to the British Army, 12 April 1918
So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.
Epicurus Letter to Menoeceus
Re: Its date day! What should Mike buy/do for Mel today~
We call it the turlet and we eat breakfast on the back of it.