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Re: I'm pregnant and dying

Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 24 May 2019, 21:28

I mean you wanna shell out for the plane tickets I'm sure my mother would love me to come visit.

I 100% cannot afford tho so... u.u
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Re: I'm pregnant and dying

Post by Arya » 24 May 2019, 21:29

Swim.
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Re: I'm pregnant and dying

Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 24 May 2019, 21:29

babies can't swim.

boom checkmate.
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Re: I'm pregnant and dying

Post by Arya » 24 May 2019, 21:31

*gives you a life jacket*

Keep kickin those feet sweetpea.
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Re: I'm pregnant and dying

Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 24 May 2019, 21:32

wow can someone please call CPS here Arya is out of control
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Re: I'm pregnant and dying

Post by Arya » 24 May 2019, 21:34

yes, CPS....Id like to report an immigrant who refuses to swim back to his own country.
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Re: I'm pregnant and dying

Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 24 May 2019, 21:36

shouldn't have married me if you didn't want me to stay.
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Re: I'm pregnant and dying

Post by Arya » 24 May 2019, 21:36

Im married to my work v.v
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Re: I'm pregnant and dying

Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 24 May 2019, 21:38

I mean... I know we always saying we get fucked by work on the daily but.... I feel like it's a bit of an abusive marriage D:
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Re: I'm pregnant and dying

Post by Arya » 24 May 2019, 21:46

Okay. Im seriously done pretending to be mean to you. Stop being a baby though okay. Babies dont have beards.
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Re: I'm pregnant and dying

Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 24 May 2019, 21:54

pretending

and okay good I'm not a baby and I do have a beard so win/win
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Re: I'm pregnant and dying

Post by Tuffin » 25 May 2019, 01:53

I am super awkward around babies...never sure what to do with them
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Re: I'm pregnant and dying

Post by Paradox » 25 May 2019, 20:57

*quietly sips tea, reading thread*
Oh, hello. Didn't see you there.
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Hey. So I wrote an urban fantasy book. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09ZQ6D3PQ
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Re: I'm pregnant and dying

Post by Moulders » 26 May 2019, 00:37

lolin wrote:Moulders wants to be a mommy <3

I will be the greatest mommy the world has known!
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So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.

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Re: I'm pregnant and dying

Post by Tanya » 26 May 2019, 02:48

Moulders wrote:I will be the greatest mommy the world has known!

Nah, you'll give a meaning to the new worst!
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