I'm pregnant and dying
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Stuffisshort
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I'm pregnant and dying
Not actually dying but heartburn and back aches are no joke, I feel like I'm 80 years old
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Plate, 2016
Kid, Make me horny again and you will perish.Bear
Re: I'm pregnant and dying
Welcome to the miracle of birth*
*Actually not a miracle and it's been done for eons now.
*Actually not a miracle and it's been done for eons now.
Re: I'm pregnant and dying
Maybe it's a pineapple did you have the doctor check for pineapples?
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Jeez stuffie, you want a cookie for doing what every mother has done before?
Ya want a gold star every time you take a dump too?
Man I tell you what they should just hand over the childbearing duties to us blokes so that we dont have to hear the constant whining. Like.... we'd probably take a single day off work to have the baby and probably still go back to work in the afternoon to send out some emails. Will only need a couple of paracetemol.
It's not like we don't have the practice, I've laid a fair share of porcelain pipeline in my time.
(If you can't tell I'm being deliberately over the top here, it is not serious.)
Ya want a gold star every time you take a dump too?
Man I tell you what they should just hand over the childbearing duties to us blokes so that we dont have to hear the constant whining. Like.... we'd probably take a single day off work to have the baby and probably still go back to work in the afternoon to send out some emails. Will only need a couple of paracetemol.
It's not like we don't have the practice, I've laid a fair share of porcelain pipeline in my time.
(If you can't tell I'm being deliberately over the top here, it is not serious.)
"Every position must be held to the last man: there must be no retirement. With our backs to the wall and believing in the justice of our cause, each one of us must fight on to the end."
Earl Douglas Haig, Order to the British Army, 12 April 1918
So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.
Epicurus Letter to Menoeceus
Earl Douglas Haig, Order to the British Army, 12 April 1918
So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.
Epicurus Letter to Menoeceus
Re: I'm pregnant and dying
lolin wrote:Moulders wants to be a mommy <3
We should let him.
Its seriously funny because men are the biggest babies ever. <3
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Master of Vvardenfel
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Re: I'm pregnant and dying
Arya wrote:We should let him.
Its seriously funny because men are the biggest babies ever. <3
we are not the biggest babies D: I find this offensive.
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Master of Vvardenfel wrote:we are not the biggest babies D: I find this offensive.
You especially are.
Ferefire: Arya probably should have the admin powers to give out admin powers
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Pirate Timelord: I mean, Arya is Arya, but not Arya?
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Master of Vvardenfel
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Re: I'm pregnant and dying
man yenno what next time I get the flu I'm actually gonna milk it you told me I should have been sick for a week =_=
I'll show you a baby in a minute.
I'll show you a baby in a minute.
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Master of Vvardenfel wrote:man yenno what next time I get the flu I'm actually gonna milk it you told me I should have been sick for a week =_=
I'll show you a baby in a minute.
Youre being a baby about being a baby.
Ferefire: Arya probably should have the admin powers to give out admin powers
Pirate Timelord: I mean, Arya is Arya, but not Arya?
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Pirate Timelord: They're both now Schrodinger's Arya's' Both accounts both being and not being Arya.
Pirate Timelord: I mean, Arya is Arya, but not Arya?
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Master of Vvardenfel
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Re: I'm pregnant and dying
Arya wrote:Youre being a baby about being a baby.
yenno what babies do?
they sleep and eat and cry all the time
guess what's coming you way when you get home from work
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Master of Vvardenfel wrote:yenno what babies do?
they sleep and eat and cry all the time
guess what's coming you way when you get home from work
A quiet clean house because the baby needs his mother.
Ferefire: Arya probably should have the admin powers to give out admin powers
Pirate Timelord: I mean, Arya is Arya, but not Arya?
Bert: Help me make sense of this, Timelord.
Pirate Timelord: They're both now Schrodinger's Arya's' Both accounts both being and not being Arya.
Pirate Timelord: I mean, Arya is Arya, but not Arya?
Bert: Help me make sense of this, Timelord.
Pirate Timelord: They're both now Schrodinger's Arya's' Both accounts both being and not being Arya.
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Master of Vvardenfel
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Re: I'm pregnant and dying
sorry babies don't clean.
or quiet.
and dear god if you thought for a minute you had to be my mother I feel like I'd be out on my ass faster than you can say "wow you're getting big aintcha"
or quiet.
and dear god if you thought for a minute you had to be my mother I feel like I'd be out on my ass faster than you can say "wow you're getting big aintcha"
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If youre at your mothers then my house will definitely be clean and quiet. I aintcher mum. 
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Ferefire: Arya probably should have the admin powers to give out admin powers
Pirate Timelord: I mean, Arya is Arya, but not Arya?
Bert: Help me make sense of this, Timelord.
Pirate Timelord: They're both now Schrodinger's Arya's' Both accounts both being and not being Arya.
Pirate Timelord: I mean, Arya is Arya, but not Arya?
Bert: Help me make sense of this, Timelord.
Pirate Timelord: They're both now Schrodinger's Arya's' Both accounts both being and not being Arya.