The {Legacy} of Theon GreyJoy: He was a good man

[lolin]

oh god I thought I escaped.

Don't mess with timelines, bro. This includes jumping to others. Time travel shenanigans only end in bad.

[Orange]

I was trying to find the timeline with the good GoT season 8.

[lolin]

There is no such thing and GRRM dies before finishing the books in every timeline.

[Orange]

Well I guess I'm going to the timeline where doors of stone is out.

[Citizen]

There is no such thing and GRRM dies before finishing the books in every timeline.

What about the timeline where George R. R. Martin dies but C. Martin Croker lives and finishes them?

[lolin]

What about the timeline where George R. R. Martin dies but C. Martin Croker lives and finishes them?

That's next to the timeline where R. L. Stine develops a new form of MicroSD card that he also calls Goosebumps. It sells millions.

[Citizen]

That's next to the timeline where R. L. Stine develops a new form of MicroSD card that he also calls Goosebumps. It sells millions.

Is that also the one where H.P. Lovecraft invented HP Sauce?

[Orange]

Yes

[lolin]

Well I guess I'm going to the timeline where doors of stone is out.

That's three timelines over, but fair warning, a year after it comes out, aliens come, conquer the planet, and force all humans to play Grudge Warriors for 10 hours a day as their job. Universal Basic Income is nice, at least.

[Citizen]

That's ok I like vehicular mayhem games.

Even if it is the worst one ever.

[lolin]

Is that also the one where H.P. Lovecraft invented HP Sauce?

Yes and it's across from the one where Hewlett-Packard develops a printer that only prints Harry Potter for men with hyperprolactinaemia.

[lolin]

That's ok I like vehicular mayhem games.

Even if it is the worst one ever.

You madman. You absolute beast of a madman. At least play Carmageddon or Vigilante 8.

[Arya]

Nerds <3

[lolin]

Nerds <3

I resent that, I'm much more of a dweeb.

[Orange]

That's three timelines over, but fair warning, a year after it comes out, aliens come, conquer the planet, and force all humans to play Grudge Warriors for 10 hours a day as their job. Universal Basic Income is nice, at least.

That's fine, as long as I finally have it