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by Mykalwane » 27 Nov 2018, 18:07
Well since apperently I won 3rd place on best writer, and still haven't figured out how to improve Eden poem. So here are some wild magic surges I have written for Scratticus.
by God's providence target is found by a pope that is coking on a rope
for each skill check the target says "I'll take two", and rolls twice but must take the second roll. if the target fails to say must roll five times and take the lowest for forgetting of Fifth
The better for target, And the worse for you, the target is able to swap a contested roll so that target are the victor by King James shake
holloa boys come by the target ringing bells shouting "HOLLOA! God save the King!" right in the target's ear before running into nearest NPC and do the same in their ear before leaving to repeat to some sorry sod
boglin, a rubber looking creature with two arms that seems to slide along the ground fallows the target around spouting out words about British imperialism being the best that can only be stop by lighting it on fire to watch it burn
the target starts to see a fox in the corner of there eye everywhere target goes, unable to get a good look at it and only leaving when target engages in rebellious actions giving the target a +1 on actions the dm deems rebellious for 24 hours
when targeted by muskets or anything sending a propelled object at the target will always survive with at least one health proving that their faith the target falling before bullets ran out is faulty
Valerie's Benediction the target finds a message that has been placed on them by some person without their knowledge that reads " I hope that the world turns and that things get better. But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you. I love you. With all my heart, I love you. " giving the target +1 inspiration till the next long rest if the target can place this on another person (NPC or another player) without their knowledge that person gains the +1 inspiration as well
the target on charisma checks will gain a +1 for every v they can successfully say during the check (a sentence said before or after the roll is determined by DM) to be cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose.
eye for an eye : when target blinded by self or by other the target must roll at disadvantages but every damage target received the source of the damage receives equal to target
a magical creature of goo shows up casting a magical spell on the area that causes all in the area to only speak in numbers till one says the number the DM is thinking of(if prefer roll instead roll 1d10) the creature who says the number receives a kiss on the cheek by the goo and now is immune form poisons till next long rest along with everybody is able to speak as they regularly do
one's loss in another's gain, for the cost of one health target can make an object in their pocket to be gained in another's face for 1d4 damage as an action
make it magical, as a bonus actions target can now add sprinkles to an object
pun-ishment, the target gains the ability to make pun based illusions without the aid of letters
unwelcomed dab hand, for once a night the target is able to rise from the earth an army of 1d5 hand puppets to do targets bidding with 1d2 health each to give an expert hand
to give is to receive, that whatever target is given freely away comes back doubled in some way for example target gives a gold coin to a beggar somehow finds two gold coins in a pocket somehow
by daylight and moonlight, in search of love by daylight will gain +1 in all checks that involve with flirting only during the day; when fighting evil by moonlight will gain +1 against evil aligned creatures only during the night
middle finger of vecna, a neckless of with a lynch hand on it the target receives allows for a bright streak flash out of the middle finger of the lynch hand that blind another creature with some dark matter in the eyes of another creature the target desires for the cost of one health
plucking letters, the target can use the letters of the words they speak with as weapons that do 1d4 damage by pulling the letters out of the air
a hollow potato, the target receives what they perceive as a potato until inspecting to find the potato itself to be a small contraction that can be filled with anything that is equal to or smaller then a large potato only the target can open or close but if scanned or inspected by anyone or anything other then the target it will look feel and taste like a raw potato
patron of hope, after a failed roll the spirt of a little blue fish goes around the target's head saying, "Its ok just keep swimming you can do it" that does so until the next successful roll. if the target continues to rolls unsuccessful will gain a +1 so they aren't discouraged till they roll successful
sexy candle, the target is gifted with a candle that is what the target views as the most attractive creature ever. any time the target kisses the lips of the candle is able to cast the spell charm at first level on any creature that can move only by the target blowing a kiss at said creature after target kisses the candle. Can only done once till target takes a short rest or long rest
Charmed Hard with a Vengeance, the next npc the target encounters, the target falls in love with but the npc sees the target as the one that killed the npc first love and wished the target to be dead with a vengeance
Pencivie Pen, target receives a quill that can slowly reproduces whatever scene the target is looking at when it’s touched to the paper which always make the people lost in thought regardless of what people are doing in the reproduction
Rat 20, every time the target rolls a 20(or equal to that in that game) the target summon a familiar creature that is a rat that the target can command
huey emotions, when the target feels an emotion the target has the color of the emotion radiate an aura that the hue of the color is the one associated with emotion the target feels or wishes to feel if they can not express emotions. such as anger would be an aura of red hue, blue hue for sadness, green would be for envy, ect.
nope rope kazoo, the target receives a kazoo that as long as the target blows the kazoo has the ability to control rope but when any creature that is capable of speech in a 30 foot radius that hears the kazoo will be compelled to convince the target to stop blowing of the kazoo
that one song, the target gains the ability to play a single song on any instruments rolls 1d8 to determine the song 1-the dm choices the song 2 twinkle twinkle little start 3 smoke on the water 4 badger mushroom song 5 Nyan Cat song 6 I'm a Cat kitty Cat song 7 hey what's gong on song 8 despacito
imaginary paper, the target gain a newspaper quality font on a scroll that shows things happening in an other universe where everything is fine
villain I done thy mother; once per 24 hours the target has the ability to make a creature believe the target has had postive relationship with the mother of a creature even if there is evidence proving the target has not had a relationship with the creature's mother
Howey and Cheatem; an lawful evil creature in the wardrobe that matches the court of law appears to help the target, the target is compel to help this creature of the law even if it is to harm to the target or anyone the target cares for
Make it rain, the target receives a stick with a rock tied to the top of the stick by vines if the target doesn't inspect has a weapon that does d4 damage for 3 attempts before breaking; if the target does inspect finds the stick is a party wand with three charges that cause paper currency to fall from the sky known as Scrattpound once per charge that all except the target must make a dex save of 12 or higher to avoid the Scrattpound falling on a face one charge can be recovered after short rest two charges can be recovered after long rest
Fabulous Fascinator; the target finds a lightweight knitted headscarf with feather that is ever so charming that every time the target places the fascinator on their head the first person the target sees after must make , Will DC 14 . The charm effects wear off in 1d3 hours.
roll for pigeons, the target finds itself possessed by the spirt of a pidgeon that is constantly flying around and reacting to the target as if a statue each time the target rolls for initiative the ghost pigeons it reacts differently,
1-5 the pigeon will crap on the target that is visible by all for one round before disappearing, 5-10 every round till out of initiative the target rolls at disadvantage as it keeps flying into the target's eyes 10-15 the target sees the pidgeon pecking at whatever attacked the target last though the pigeon is only visible to target and does no damage, 15-19 the pigeon sit on the target's head cooing giving the target advantages on dexterity saving throws 20 the pigeon flys into the head of whatever is attacking as a reaction for 1d3 physic damage before disappearing
bomb-tastic, the target when damaged by fire the target appears to have their body explode in flames before reforming as if nothing has happen, the target now has a fear of flames since the experience is painful although they take no damage
