WE TALK IN ALL CAPS THREAD - NOODLE & ORANGE EDITION

[Papa Jupiter]

Chocolate covered fish paste, a taste sensation.

[Basically Deleted]

I wonder why no one ever made a candy bar called a Jackpot Bar. Seems like a a good name for a candy bar.

The wrapper would have 'Jackpot' centered at the top and then 'BAR BAR BAR' beneath that like a slot machine.

Fantastic idea!

[Orange]

I'D TRY IT

[Papa Jupiter]

I'll sue all of you for looking at my idea.

[Orange]

OH, IT'S 778 NOW. YOUR IDEA NO LONGER WORKS.

[Papa Jupiter]

778 Grand Bar

Filled with exactly 778,000 peanuts.

[Orange]

THAT'S A BIG BAR

[Papa Jupiter]

All the better to accost solicitors with.

I'm sure "Man Wielding Snickers Assaults Salesman" was a headline somewhere in Florida. Probably while nude.

[Jas]

778 Grand Bar

Filled with exactly 778,000 peanuts.

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!

[Orange]

All the better to accost solicitors with.

I'm sure "Man Wielding Snickers Assaults Salesman" was a headline somewhere in Florida. Probably while nude.

it most certainly was.

[MrMurphseeksLAM]

PUT A BOUNTY ON HIM OR SOMETHING WITH ALMONDS

[Papa Jupiter]

A true Boba Fat.

[Papa Jupiter]

Man I wish I had some almonds.

[Papa Jupiter]

Sea salt and olive oil almonds.

[Papa Jupiter]

Other nuts are shit.