WE TALK IN ALL CAPS THREAD - NOODLE & ORANGE EDITION

[Jas]

HEY! THAT'S NOT WHAT THAT'S FOR!

[Wouter The DerpCat]

WHY NOT

[Jas]

IT'S FOR FORKING PITCH.

[Sammi]

WHO IS PITCH

[ScribeSkyShout]

SO MUCH PITCH

[Jas]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitch_(resin)

IT'S A GENERIC TERM FOR TARS AND ASPHALTS, BUT MOST OF THE TIME IT'S TALKING ABOUT PETROLEUM PITCH, WHICH IS A VISCOELASTIC POLYMER. THOUGH IT APPEARS AS A SOLID AND YOU CAN BREAK IT, IT'S ACTUALLY A LIQUID.

[Frisco]

I'M LEARNING SO MANY NEW THINGS TODAY.

THANKS MAN.

[Wouter The DerpCat]

YAY NEW THINGS AND ITS ALSO FOR POKING YOUR BUT JAS

[Jas]

I'M LEARNING SO MANY NEW THINGS TODAY.

THANKS MAN.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

IT'S OFTEN USED FOR MAKING THINGS WATER-TIGHT. THEY USED TO PITCH THE DECKS IN THE NAVY TO SEAL THEM.

THEY WOULD ALSO PITCH THEIR LONG HAIR BACK SO THAT IT DIDN'T GET CAUGHT IN RIGGING LINES.

[Frisco]

THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS KIND OF NASTY, BUT THEN AGAIN, A SAILORS LIFE WASN'T EXACTLY ALL THAT EITHER.

[Jas]

YEAH.

SAILORS WERE A PRETTY GROSS BUNCH OVERALL, BACK IN THE DAY.

[Sammi]

OHHHH

I THOUGHT YOU MEANT SOMETHING ELSE.....

[Wouter The DerpCat]

SO NASTY

[Jas]

I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE THINKING SAMANTHA.

AND I'M OKAY WITH IT.

[Sammi]

OH GOOD >_>