WE TALK IN ALL CAPS THREAD - NOODLE & ORANGE EDITION

[Sin]

I JUST FIND EATING NOT A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF MY TIME. AND SOMETIMES MY TIME IS PRECIOUS.

[Podevan]

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIINS!!!!!!1!!!!

[Sin]

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

NOT AS COOL WITH MY NAME

[Orange]

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIINS!!!!!!1!!!!

OH HEY, YOU'RE BACK.

[Ryuuko]

I HAVE NO NEED TO YELL OUT MY NAME AND NEITHER DO YOU SIN, THEY ARE COOL AS THEY ARE!

[Noodle]

MY HEAD HURTS.

[Wouter The DerpCat]

GO TAKE A ASPERINE

[Noodle]

I'M JUST ANGRY RIGHT NOW. IT'S OKAY.

[Podevan]

WHY YOU MUST BE ANGRY?

[Ryuuko]

SHE HAS GOOD REASON SO TAKE A CHILL PILL!

[Wouter The DerpCat]

SHE TOOK THE ANGRY DRUGS INSEAD OF THEHAPPY DRUGS

[Sin]

MIGHT BE HER TIME OF THE MONTH

[Rukia]

NOODLE

I STILL NEED TO SEND JELLY BABIES

NEXT MONTH OKAY!

[Noodle]

THAT'S JUST RUDE.

NO, THIS DOUCHBAG AT WORK WAS BEING A DOUCHEBAG. FIRST OFF HE HAD ASKED ME TO HELP MY MOM OUT WITH TRAINING, GIVING HER POINTERS, HELPING HER WITH CODES, WITH THE INTRODUCTION WE DO. HE'S JUST GETTING FRUSTRATED CAUSE IT'S TAKING A BIT OF TIME TO GET THROUGH THE TRAINING, CAUSE HE'S SAYING SHE'S NOT GETTING IT, SHE HAS TO LEARN ALL THE CODES, BUT THEN EVEN HE DOESN'T KNOW ALL THE CODES AND LOOKS AT THE SHEET AS WELL, HE ENDS UP TELLING ME TO STOP HELPING HER, WHEN HE HAD ONLY ASKED ME TO HELP HER OUT ON TUESDAY. SO WE TALK TO THE MANAGER, CAUSE HE'S LIKE YOU GUYS NEED TO SETTLE THIS (EVEN THOUGH IT WAS THE TRAINER BEING A DOUCHE AND TELLING ME TO HELP OUT WITH THINGS). HE GOES AND SAYS "WHY SHOULD SHE HAVE TO LISTEN TO A 70%'ER (TRYING TO INSULT ME) SOMEONE WHOS BEEN ONLY WORKING HERE FOR 3 MONTHS, WHEN SHE CAN LISTEN TO A 100%'ER TEACHING HER THE 'FOGO WAY'" IT'S NOT THE FACT THAT HE'S TEACHING HER THE FOGO WAY, IT'S THE WAY HE'S TEACHING HER. BRINGING HER DOWN EVERY 30 MINUTES, ACCUSING HER OF ARGUING WITH HIM SAYING THAT SHE'S QUESTIONING HIM AND SHIT WHENEVER I KNOW FOR A FACT, THAT SHE WANTS TO LEARN THE RIGHT WAY BUT IT'S THE WAY HE'S TEACHING HER AND TREATING HER IS THE REASON WHY SHE'S WANTING TO QUIT CAUSE OF THIS DOUCHEBAG. SO I SAY MY SAY, THAT WHAT SHE REALLY NEEDS TO MENTION ARE ALL THE KEY POINTS, AND THAT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE WORD WORD FOR WORD FROM THIS DAMN TRAINING BOOKLET. THIS IS THE REASON WHY SHE'S BEING THE WAY SHE IS, BECAUSE SHE'S TRYING TO REMEMBER THIS PARAGRAPH. IT ALL COMES NATURALLY, JUST AS LONG AS SHE HITS THESE KEY THINGS, SHE'S GOLDEN. SO THE MANAGER WAS LIKE "YOU BOTH HAVE GOOD POINTS, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW THAT SHE NEEDS TO LEARN AT A DIFFERENT PACE, AND THE WAY YOU'RE TEACHING HER IS OBVIOUSLY NOT THE RIGHT WAY, SHE'S STRESSING OUT OVER IT AND I'M TELLING HER NOT TO STRESS OUT, WE'LL GET HER THROUGH TRAINING AND I WANT HER TO GET HER VEST" SO DOUCHEBAG IS LIKE ALRIGHT WELL THEN CLAUDIA, YOU CAN TRAIN HER, BE HERE AT 11 AM IN THE MORNING, CAUSE I'M NOT TRAINING HER ANYMORE. "

SO BASICALLY HE RAGE QUITTED, AND INSULTED MY MOM LATER. HE HAD RAN A BUSINESS FOR ABOUT A YEAR OR SO AND IT FAILED. HE PRETTY MUCH SAID THAT HE'S BETTER THAN I AM, CAUSE HE'S BEEN IN THE RESTAURANT INDUSTRY FOR 16 YEARS, MANAGED A MULTI MILLION DOLLAR COPANY BLAHBLAHBLAH. HE LEAVES AND CLOSES THE OFFICE DOOR. MANAGER SAID TO ME "AND WHAT IS HE, A SERVER NOW? THIS IS THE REASON WHY HIS BUSINESS FAILED, BECAUSE HE'S SO SET IN HIS WAYS AND WANTS EVERYTHING DONE HIS WAY, LEARN HIS WAY, AND DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO CHANGE". WE'LL GET YOUR MOTHER THROUGH TRAINING, CAUSE SHE'S A SMART LADY, SHE NEEDS TO NOT STRESS OUT AND GET THROUGH THIS, SHE'S GOING TO DO GREAT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT (DOUCHEBAG) AND DON'T GET INVOLVED WITH WHAT HE HAS TO SAY ABOUT YOU, TO YOU, AND JUST LET IT GO. (WHICH I HAVE, HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM THE WHOLE SHIFT, IT'S HIM WHO DECIDED TO CHEW ME OUT FOR HELPING HER OUT)


THE END.


/WORKDRAMA

[Noodle]

NOODLE

I STILL NEED TO SEND JELLY BABIES

NEXT MONTH OKAY!

IT'S OKAY!! <3