WE TALK IN ALL CAPS THREAD - NOODLE & ORANGE EDITION

a spooky ghost · Post by **a spooky ghost** » 15 May 2014, 20:43

WHATEVER OPTION ENDS WITH MY LEGS INTACT, OTHERWISE I DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS

....WHAT ARE WE TRYING TO ACHIEVE AGAIN?

Ryuuko · Post by **Ryuuko** » 15 May 2014, 20:44

MAKING LIFTING EASIER....

IF IT COULD BE DONE, IT WOULD'VE BEEN DONE ALREADY...

SO I WASN'T EXPECTING ANYTHING TRULY INSPIRING...

a spooky ghost · Post by **a spooky ghost** » 15 May 2014, 20:45

HIRE A STRONG MAN TO DO ALL YOUR LIFTING FOR YOU

Ryuuko · Post by **Ryuuko** » 15 May 2014, 20:49

BUT I DON'T WANT JUST ANY STRONG MAN TO LIFT MY BURDEN, IT HAS TO BE THE RIGHT STRONG MAN.

a spooky ghost · Post by **a spooky ghost** » 15 May 2014, 20:51

THEN HOLD A TOURNAMENT FOR YOUR PERFECT MAN-SERVANT

Ryuuko · Post by **Ryuuko** » 15 May 2014, 20:53

NOT A SERVANT A RIGHT.

BUT A TOURNAMENT ISN'T A BAD IDEA.

I WONDER WHO THE LUCKY MAN WILL BE OR WOMAN, NO ITS ALLOWED.

a spooky ghost · Post by **a spooky ghost** » 15 May 2014, 20:54

IF I WAS ALLOWED TO CHOOSE, I'D GO WITH HULK HOGAN. HE'S THE MAN

Orange · Post by **Orange** » 15 May 2014, 20:55

WHAT'S THIS ABOUT A TOURNAMENT?

I'M TO LAZY TO READ MORE THAN A FEW POSTS UP.

a spooky ghost · Post by **a spooky ghost** » 15 May 2014, 20:56

SCARLET IS HOLDING A TOURNAMENT TO FIND SOMEONE TO LIFT HEAVY THINGS FOR HER

Ryuuko · Post by **Ryuuko** » 15 May 2014, 20:57

YES, BUT NOT JUST ANY MAN, THE RIGHT MAN.

Orange · Post by **Orange** » 15 May 2014, 21:00

I DON'T KNOW. I'VE ONLY GOT LIKE 50 POUNDS IN ME MAYBE. DEPENDS ON WHAT IT'S PACKAGED IN AND HOW BULKY IT IS.

a spooky ghost · Post by **a spooky ghost** » 15 May 2014, 21:01

EXACTLY, THAT'S WHY WE'RE HAVING THE TOURNAMENT

WE WOULDN'T NEED ALL THIS NONSENSE IF YOU WEREN'T SO DAMN PICKY

Ryuuko · Post by **Ryuuko** » 15 May 2014, 21:03

I'M NOT PICKY, I'M ECCENTRIC. THEREFORE I HAVE SPECIAL NEEDS.

a spooky ghost · Post by **a spooky ghost** » 15 May 2014, 21:04

YOU MAY BE ECCENTRIC, BUT YOU'RE ALSO PICKY. MOST PEOPLE JUST SETTLE FOR THE FIRST PERSON WILLING TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

Ryuuko · Post by **Ryuuko** » 15 May 2014, 21:05

I DON'T NEED TO, EVERYONE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME, THEREFORE I'M ALLOWED TO BE PICKY