A&M Birthday Caption Contest!

[Ojisama]

Here Oji, try out this new ban hammer.

[Beex]

"Now to go rescue the princess from that stupid gorilla."

[Expendable]

B005 - Snowball - "Now to go rescue the princess from that stupid gorilla."

B006 - Reborn to Master the Blade: From Hero-King to Extraordinary Squire

Looking for some off-the-wall captions for this! What could this baby be so upset about?

Remember, this is a family friendly site, so keep your answers family friendly so my bosses aren't offended when I peek at this site from work.

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@_mj_
@666reddog
@Advanced
@Aeri
@Afelai
@Aggressive_Celery
@Alaina-Nakota
@Alex.C
@AMCApril
@AMio
@Amykins
@andrewh90
@Angelic Neko
@antiviralindustries
@Ari Akino
@aries0179
@arnold12340
@Ash 'Kaosu' Symonds
@Avios Estaria
@ayesha
@Azoth
@Banri
@Baroness Fandom
@Beerkeg
@Beex
@belsammael
@belsammael
@Boxercorn0
@boyheck
@brycec
@Bumblypineapple
@buntsauce
@burnnnnnn
@Buta
@callumsgotgames
@Captain Doghnut
@Catacombs
@catsocks
@ceiraii
@chadsuki_tae
@Channy
@Chapman
@Citizen
@Clem98jt
@CogsandCosplay
@Coquette
@CosmicStar
@Cruise
@Cupcake_Hearts
@DaddyCool
@dan.mok999
@Dark_Flame_Master
@DarkBunnyLiz
@DeadContext
@DeepInAnimeHell
@Deiku
@Demonology7789
@Dr3w_
@DragonOfDojima
@Drewan
@Drewbe232
@drill
@Earl Grey
@EighthEscape
@Ekkun
@Elgood81
@Elgood81 (@JingleEl)
@Emma
@EmmaUK
@Emmet
@Emotive
@Emotive (@Lunacy Pandemonium)
@Endynyp
@Erine (@ErineAXmasPotatoe)
@Eternal0snow92
@Ethusia @Tanya @Heldawn @Tanya Degurachaff @Ember Nazarick
@Expendable
@fabssscosplay
@faisalahmed
@Fate
@-Fate-
@Floaffy
@Freyja-Lilith
@gabrielpi
@Galaxy
@GaziChan
@Gkitty
@GokuRK
@GoldWings
@Gonzalez96
@Gowi
@GraceMellody
@gunther
@H03nn89
@HentaiSenpai
@Heyitslaurenk
@hokage234
@Hokum_Y2K
@ichi
@Ichigo
@IeatRamenNoodles
@IIWhyII
@Ikkle Gemz
@IkkleGemz
@Inspi
@Itachi
@ItermiinateX
@Ivory
@J_S
@Jasminedesi16
@JeeCay?
@JennyInTokyo
@Jo Woolridge
@johnsnow
@JosukeDragon
@Juuza
@KagaKoko
@Kai
@Kamina87
@Keilonrich22
@Kephriii
@Kill.lalau
@King nothing
@Kirito278
@kolindreamer
@KonekoKuroi
@Kookykonata
@KrampusKiwi (@KanadianKiwi)
@Kuro
@KyleB
@lambda-sky
@lc2
@LikkleMel
@LikkleMel
@LikkleMel (@MerryMel)
@Lilblossomcub
@Lime
@Lina Loaded
@LittleMissMimi
@Lolin
@Lord Myne
@lucas.asiq
@lucia3598
@Luffynatsu87
@Lurlei
@MakiChan
@Marc Oxton
@Matty
@MayaMuse
@melanch0lic
@michaleben123
@MisschiefMajique
@MistressHaruhi
@MohSaf
@Momogari
@Moulders
@MPXX
@Mr Wednesday
@MrMurphseeksLAM
@mynameissport
@MyVisionIsDying
@NanoChan
@Naoki
@NataliaJulia
@Naughty Kitty
@negan main
@Nicholas D. Wolfwood
@Ninetails
@Nishizono Shinji
@Noble_Phantasm
@Nocchi (@EggNocchi)
@Nxttm
@omfgzergrush
@Onipie
@Ortaga Malice
@OtakuRedRanger
@Overhaul
@Overlord Kujo
@Peaceful_Critic
@Peteruto
@PharaohAtem
@Phosphophyllite
@piggycollector
@Pine!!!
@Pixiedora
@PortgasDAce
@porunn
@prime_cosplay
@PurgatoryGirl
@purple dragon
@r1chyt
@Raiji Magiwind
@Remzeryuk
@Ren-Chan
@Retribution
@rjwisdom
@Robynjukes
@Rubio
@Ryuuko
@safaamohamedalimohamed
@Salrynn
@Sammyboo18
@SativaNekoPripyat
@SaturatedSentiment
@Scop_Of_Steel
@Seanogod
@Seanogod
@Servo
@shadow22cat
@Shanazzle
@Shang
@Shiro89
@Shizu
@Shounen_Trash
@SilentWolf
@siykey
@SlapCod
@Smileymaniak
@Soddy (@Natty)
@spice
@Stitchdemon13
@Summer Rose
@Teeny
@Temerer
@TerraZero20
@TheChxsen
@TheGoldRings1
@TheRedWarrior
@Tholin Tholinski
@Tinuva
@Tonbo-San
@toshioa
@TrashM
@TsHz91
@Tsuki
@TsundereWaifu
@Ttosk
@Tuffin
@Tyleration
@Uchiha Akanbo
@unoduetre
@Wanderer_exe
@Warheit
@weabooweegee
@Wingsy
@Wolvenessence
@xDracox
@xenosora
@XkiraX
@xWickedNekox
@Yellow Magic
@Yokai
@YoruJo
@YuseiFudou97
@Z - The Aritian Tactician
@ziderX
@Zwei

[PharaohAtem]

Why am I dressed in ruffles and who's nappies do you have change?

[Tuffin]

he almost seems excited to me so i imagine...

"YEAH! GONNA NAP SO HARD!"

[Beex]

"Someone help! This dude's trying to breast feed me!!!!!"

[Ojisama]

Err...one arms there, and the other arm is there, so just what am I resting on?

[Expendable]

B006 - Snowball - "Someone help! This dude's trying to breast feed me!!!!!"

Okay, that got a chuckle.

B007 - Saving 80,000 Gold in Another World for my Retirement

Looking for some off-the-wall captions for this! Just what is she doing with that knife...?

Remember, this is a family friendly site, so keep your answers family friendly so my bosses aren't offended when I peek at this site from work.

  Spoiler:  

@_mj_
@666reddog
@Advanced
@Aeri
@Afelai
@Aggressive_Celery
@Alaina-Nakota
@Alex.C
@AMCApril
@AMio
@Amykins
@andrewh90
@Angelic Neko
@antiviralindustries
@Ari Akino
@aries0179
@arnold12340
@Ash 'Kaosu' Symonds
@Avios Estaria
@ayesha
@Azoth
@Banri
@Baroness Fandom
@Beerkeg
@Beex
@belsammael
@belsammael
@Boxercorn0
@boyheck
@brycec
@Bumblypineapple
@buntsauce
@burnnnnnn
@Buta
@callumsgotgames
@Captain Doghnut
@Catacombs
@catsocks
@ceiraii
@chadsuki_tae
@Channy
@Chapman
@Citizen
@Clem98jt
@CogsandCosplay
@Coquette
@CosmicStar
@Cruise
@Cupcake_Hearts
@DaddyCool
@dan.mok999
@Dark_Flame_Master
@DarkBunnyLiz
@DeadContext
@DeepInAnimeHell
@Deiku
@Demonology7789
@Dr3w_
@DragonOfDojima
@Drewan
@Drewbe232
@drill
@Earl Grey
@EighthEscape
@Ekkun
@Elgood81
@Elgood81 (@JingleEl)
@Emma
@EmmaUK
@Emmet
@Emotive
@Emotive (@Lunacy Pandemonium)
@Endynyp
@Erine (@ErineAXmasPotatoe)
@Eternal0snow92
@Ethusia @Tanya @Heldawn @Tanya Degurachaff @Ember Nazarick
@Expendable
@fabssscosplay
@faisalahmed
@Fate
@-Fate-
@Floaffy
@Freyja-Lilith
@gabrielpi
@Galaxy
@GaziChan
@Gkitty
@GokuRK
@GoldWings
@Gonzalez96
@Gowi
@GraceMellody
@gunther
@H03nn89
@HentaiSenpai
@Heyitslaurenk
@hokage234
@Hokum_Y2K
@ichi
@Ichigo
@IeatRamenNoodles
@IIWhyII
@Ikkle Gemz
@IkkleGemz
@Inspi
@Itachi
@ItermiinateX
@Ivory
@J_S
@Jasminedesi16
@JeeCay?
@JennyInTokyo
@Jo Woolridge
@johnsnow
@JosukeDragon
@Juuza
@KagaKoko
@Kai
@Kamina87
@Keilonrich22
@Kephriii
@Kill.lalau
@King nothing
@Kirito278
@kolindreamer
@KonekoKuroi
@Kookykonata
@KrampusKiwi (@KanadianKiwi)
@Kuro
@KyleB
@lambda-sky
@lc2
@LikkleMel
@LikkleMel
@LikkleMel (@MerryMel)
@Lilblossomcub
@Lime
@Lina Loaded
@LittleMissMimi
@Lolin
@Lord Myne
@lucas.asiq
@lucia3598
@Luffynatsu87
@Lurlei
@MakiChan
@Marc Oxton
@Matty
@MayaMuse
@melanch0lic
@michaleben123
@MisschiefMajique
@MistressHaruhi
@MohSaf
@Momogari
@Moulders
@MPXX
@Mr Wednesday
@MrMurphseeksLAM
@mynameissport
@MyVisionIsDying
@NanoChan
@Naoki
@NataliaJulia
@Naughty Kitty
@negan main
@Nicholas D. Wolfwood
@Ninetails
@Nishizono Shinji
@Noble_Phantasm
@Nocchi (@EggNocchi)
@Nxttm
@omfgzergrush
@Onipie
@Ortaga Malice
@OtakuRedRanger
@Overhaul
@Overlord Kujo
@Peaceful_Critic
@Peteruto
@PharaohAtem
@Phosphophyllite
@piggycollector
@Pine!!!
@Pixiedora
@PortgasDAce
@porunn
@prime_cosplay
@PurgatoryGirl
@purple dragon
@r1chyt
@Raiji Magiwind
@Remzeryuk
@Ren-Chan
@Retribution
@rjwisdom
@Robynjukes
@Rubio
@Ryuuko
@safaamohamedalimohamed
@Salrynn
@Sammyboo18
@SativaNekoPripyat
@SaturatedSentiment
@Scop_Of_Steel
@Seanogod
@Seanogod
@Servo
@shadow22cat
@Shanazzle
@Shang
@Shiro89
@Shizu
@Shounen_Trash
@SilentWolf
@siykey
@SlapCod
@Smileymaniak
@Soddy (@Natty)
@spice
@Stitchdemon13
@Summer Rose
@Teeny
@Temerer
@TerraZero20
@TheChxsen
@TheGoldRings1
@TheRedWarrior
@Tholin Tholinski
@Tinuva
@Tonbo-San
@toshioa
@TrashM
@TsHz91
@Tsuki
@TsundereWaifu
@Ttosk
@Tuffin
@Tyleration
@Uchiha Akanbo
@unoduetre
@Wanderer_exe
@Warheit
@weabooweegee
@Wingsy
@Wolvenessence
@xDracox
@xenosora
@XkiraX
@xWickedNekox
@Yellow Magic
@Yokai
@YoruJo
@YuseiFudou97
@Z - The Aritian Tactician
@ziderX
@Zwei

[Beex]

"Today's storybook character can clean the dishes, bring home groceries, and fight off the big bad wolf at the same time!" - Billy Mays

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Satire only. Not a real quote from anyone

[Ojisama]

Shave and a haircut? Of course, I'll just get the towel ready