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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 27 Jan 2021, 14:42

Crime in a multi-storey car park? Thats wrong on so many different levels
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Post by weeabooweegee » 27 Jan 2021, 15:16

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 27 Jan 2021, 15:26

weeabooweegee wrote:
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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam
weeabooweegee wrote:
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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam
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Post by LilMissLarBear » 27 Jan 2021, 17:24

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 27 Jan 2021, 17:25

what do you call a fish with no eyes?........Fsh
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Post by LilMissLarBear » 27 Jan 2021, 17:33

What do you call a cow with no legs?

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Post by LilMissLarBear » 27 Jan 2021, 17:35

Yo mamma's so poor the ducks throw bread at her
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 30 Jan 2021, 09:59

Naughty Kitty wrote:
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I wonder how the congregation of ducks that usually hang around one of the local lakes are doing? Hope all right in this storm. Anyways well done all.
So poetic hahahah
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 30 Jan 2021, 10:30

The past, Present and the Future walked into a bar.....It was tense
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Post by weeabooweegee » 30 Jan 2021, 11:00

What do you call a pig who does karate?

A pork chop
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Post by weeabooweegee » 30 Jan 2021, 11:01

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 01 Feb 2021, 10:33

I bought a ceiling fan the other day, complete waste of money. He just stands there clapping and saying "Oooh, I love how smooth it is"
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Post by UnmeiNoTenshi » 02 Feb 2021, 11:35

Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids?

Because assteroids was already taken
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 02 Feb 2021, 20:16

UnmeiNoTenshi wrote:
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Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids?

Because assteroids was already taken
what a 'Bummer' lol
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 03 Feb 2021, 12:36

My housemate got sick to the stomach when i told her I put Ginger in the curry............She loved that cat
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