Bad Joke Journal.

[Shounen-Recycled]

I always give 100%........im not allowed to mark exams any more

[PharaohAtem]

I always give 100%........im not allowed to mark exams any more

Why because you always gave yourself and your friends A's

[Dark_]

If you ever get into a fight with a snowman just kick him in the snowballs

[Shounen-Recycled]

I accidentally gave my friend glue instead of chapstick the other day....They are still not talking to me.

[Dark_]

I accidentally gave my friend glue instead of chapstick the other day....They are still not talking to me.

sounds like theyre in a sticky situation UwU

[PharaohAtem]

I accidentally gave my friend glue instead of chapstick the other day....They are still not talking to me.

sounds like theyre in a sticky situation UwU

Horrible

[Shounen-Recycled]

I've failed maths so many times, I cant even count.

[LilMissLarBear]

My friend went to a theme park the other day and went on a load of rollercoasters, I asker her the next day how her day went and she said"oh, it was up and down"

[LilMissLarBear]

I asked my dad why his car wouldn't start and he said that it was exhausted

[Shounen-Recycled]

i know some jokes about unemployed people....it does not matter though. none of them work

[Beerkeg]

What did the out-of-spec crystal oscillator say to the microcontroller? "█hfll ow█rld#"

[Shounen-Recycled]

What did the out-of-spec crystal oscillator say to the microcontroller? "█hfll ow█rld#"

I wish i was techy enough to understand this hahaah

[Shounen-Recycled]

I used to be in a band called 'Missing Cat'...You've probably seen our posters.

[PharaohAtem]

[LilMissLarBear]

WhAt DiD tHe SeA sAy To ThE sUrFeR? nOtHiNg It JuSt WaVeD LOL