someone knocked on the the door at 10 pm

Post by **lolin** » 23 Jul 2020, 04:16

not answering

Citizen · Post by **Citizen** » 23 Jul 2020, 04:16

At least they didn't knock on the door at 3 AM the scariest of all times.

Citizen · Post by **Citizen** » 23 Jul 2020, 04:17

Meanwhile someone is dying on lolin's doorstep.

Post by **lolin** » 23 Jul 2020, 04:20

i have cameras, no one's dying, it was just a kid

probably a neighbor

Citizen · Post by **Citizen** » 23 Jul 2020, 04:21

Maybe it was a ghost. A ghost neighbor kid. Who shows up on cameras.

Now you have a haunted door.

Post by **lolin** » 23 Jul 2020, 04:23

welp

what's a door exorcism cost these days?

one, two hail marys?

Citizen · Post by **Citizen** » 23 Jul 2020, 04:26

You have to find a grain of rice that looks like Jesus if Jesus were made of a grain of rice.

Post by **lolin** » 23 Jul 2020, 04:28

...so...

any rice?

Citizen · Post by **Citizen** » 23 Jul 2020, 04:38

Oh shit lolin just cracked the Da Vinci code.

Jas · Post by **Jas** » 23 Jul 2020, 04:42

Invite him in, then eat him.

Bear · Post by **Bear** » 23 Jul 2020, 22:02

What if its uber eats?

Post by **Tuffin** » 23 Jul 2020, 23:45

It was me

Citizen · Post by **Citizen** » 24 Jul 2020, 02:22

Tuffin was delivering uber eats and lolin ate her a tale as old as time.

Jas · Post by **Jas** » 24 Jul 2020, 03:26

Classic Hansel and Miyu

Bear · Post by **Bear** » 24 Jul 2020, 16:49

So, who has the house of candy?