Share the most innovative ones you know or you can invent your own.
Here is one I've recently discovered:
"Your head is as empty as a toilet roll shelf in a supermarket during the Coronavirus outbreak."
Most innovative ways to insult/swear/cuss/curse.
Re: Most innovative ways to insult/swear/cuss/curse.
There's this french one that I know of but I can't remember how to say it in french. in english it translates to "your mother strains cider through her tights"

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I always just insult and demean their existence. I just enjoy hurting people internally.
"Do not store up for yourselvs treasures on Earth, where moths and vermin destroy, and where theives break in and steal".
Matthew 6:19
Matthew 6:19
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"You are so stupid, you should be president of the deaf and dumb society!"
"Do not store up for yourselvs treasures on Earth, where moths and vermin destroy, and where theives break in and steal".
Matthew 6:19
Matthew 6:19
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You are more useless than the ashtray in a motorbike.
Don't think is modern. but one of my favorites!
Don't think is modern. but one of my favorites!
貴族院の自称図書委員 
[Lord @Ferdinand] The Royal Academy Library is under the administration of Royalty, and its books are subsequently the property of Royalty.
Those who do not return their books before leaving the Academy will be deemed criminals, and their Aub will be informed of this in the name of the King.
From that point, we will activate the contract magic, for the vow of Mestionora the goddess of wisdom will have been broken.

| 歩歩歩歩歩歩歩歩歩 |
| 角 飛 |
| 香桂銀金王金銀桂香 |
~ Now my army is ready! ...what about yours?
Wants to accept my challenge? @Ekkun
Spoiler:

[Lord @Ferdinand] The Royal Academy Library is under the administration of Royalty, and its books are subsequently the property of Royalty.
Those who do not return their books before leaving the Academy will be deemed criminals, and their Aub will be informed of this in the name of the King.
From that point, we will activate the contract magic, for the vow of Mestionora the goddess of wisdom will have been broken.

| 歩歩歩歩歩歩歩歩歩 |
| 角 飛 |
| 香桂銀金王金銀桂香 |
~ Now my army is ready! ...what about yours?
Wants to accept my challenge? @Ekkun

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Get the fuck out of here or I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck.