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by Arya » 30 Mar 2020, 23:52
Master of Vvardenfel wrote:
Okay, here's the ring, make sure you NEVER take it off, she gets mad about that.
Make sure all the chores are done before she gets home, this is VERY important.
Don't let her in the kitchen.
Ever.
If she tells you she's making brownies, don't believe her lies, like Prometheus stole fire from the gods, she will steal your hope and set it alight along with the "brownies"
Speak with an Australian accent at all times. If she catches you slipping up and starting to speak american prepare for a 3 day argument about how you pronounce garage interspersed with her refusing to speak to you at all until you say it right.
She needs her feet rubbed at LEAST 3 times a day. Every day. Sometimes more often after work.
I have drafted a list of dietary needs and taped them to the fridge. Be sure you follow them to the letter, and deviation can range from making her tum tum upset to literal death. Best just to follow all of them.
If you need me I'll be in the lounge room "studying" (playing video games) but just remember, she's yours for the day.
I expect her returned in the same condition you received her.
I.........
Okay hes not lying.
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by Arya » 30 Mar 2020, 23:53
Luffynatsu87 wrote:That lot stuff but i think it can be done
Ever the optimist Luffy
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by Arya » 31 Mar 2020, 00:06
Kinda love you the mostest js
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by Arya » 31 Mar 2020, 02:26
Thank god. I cant imagine having to train another you. Was hard enough the first time.
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by Arya » 31 Mar 2020, 03:34
Deal.
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by Arya » 31 Mar 2020, 22:02
Luffynatsu87 wrote:Did someone call
XDD Yes, MoV is needing your attention. He can't do without you!
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by LikkleMel » 31 Mar 2020, 22:44
Arya wrote:Yup, that's right!!
For the first time ever on AL...
The first person to post on page 50 of this thread shall receive Arya for ONE DAY!
Best of Luck to that person.
Can't I just buy you?
~Let our bodies lay, mark our hearts with shame
Let our blood in vain, you find God in pain~
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by Master of Vvardenfel » 31 Mar 2020, 22:45
LikkleMel wrote:Can't I just buy you?
Woah woah woah, melissa, Melanie, smellymel , she's not some cheap whore to be bought. She's high class.
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by LikkleMel » 31 Mar 2020, 22:47
Master of Vvardenfel wrote:Woah woah woah, melissa, Melanie, smellymel , she's not some cheap whore to be bought. She's high class.
I commend you for spelling Melissa right
BUT I still own her as you are all my slaves, but I'll toss a coin to an Arya
~Let our bodies lay, mark our hearts with shame
Let our blood in vain, you find God in pain~
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omg you're actually my favourite person.
