Give me a good reason---

[Channy]

WHY I SHOULDN'T TEAR THIS HOUSE (APARTMENT) APART! >:E >:E hno: _x:

Why can't penguins fly?

Is Willem Dafoe my uncle?

What is 2+2?

Actually, what IS 2+2?

Are English Muffinsreally English?


Does Haddaway even know what LOVE is?!


Do humans really need 8 hours of sleep?

If the Amazon guy throws my package and I hear it hit the door, can I chase after him?

Why can't I buy FOZZY tickets?! They'll be in MY town in a week and a half!

[lolin]

if you tear it apart you have to pay for OR put it back together

[Arya]

Just do it. Make a big ol mess.


Then clean it up. Youll feel better.

[Pixiedora]

Because then you'd have to tidy

Because they're too cute when they waddle.

Is Willem Defoe all our uncles?

4

A simple equation yeeeeeeah.

Nothing is actually English.

No he only know pain.

No they need hibernation.

Yes.

TREAT YO'SELF

[Master of Vvardenfel]

Early 2000s pop hit The Reason by Hoobastank.




Is that a good reason?

[unoduetre]

I can answer at least some of these questions:

WHY I SHOULDN'T TEAR THIS HOUSE (APARTMENT) APART! >:E >:E hno: _x:

You should.

Why can't penguins fly?

They can.

[video=youtube;tVhy2LnbL1A]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVhy2LnbL1A[/video]

Is Willem Dafoe my uncle?

Who is Willem Dafoe?

What is 2+2?

It's the set {0, 1, 2, 3}.

Actually, what IS 2+2?

It's the class of abstraction of all sets which can be put into one-to-one correspondence with {0, 1, 2, 3}.

Are English Muffins really English?

No. They came from Jamaica.

Do humans really need 8 hours of sleep?

Is it a joke? Are you trying to insult me?

If the Amazon guy throws my package and I hear it hit the door, can I chase after him?

If you are a man - yes. If you are a woman - no. You must make him chase after you. Otherwise you break a taboo and the shaman will punish you.

[unoduetre]

[mention=51152]Channy[/mention]

[Channy]

Oh my gosh! Penguins in an anime!

Siiiigh. I wrote this in the red-hot middle of cigarette withdrawal...feeling just a little better today, though! Also it's Friday evening!

[Citizen]

The moral of the story is everyone should smoke all the time thanks Channy I'll inform all the children.

[Channy]

No no! Bad idea! I didn't actually tear the house apart! Your kids will get over the 'tear the house apart' phase in a couple years!