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Re: This is a serious question

Post by Moulders » 03 Jun 2019, 09:37

Citizen wrote:Purely decorative cushions and pillows are legit pretty dumb and pointless like pretty much everything women think a house needs to be decorated with.

In fairness most shit guys decorate a house with is fucking stupid too.

Utilitarian god tier bare walls for life.

I love the way I decorate my walls.

Living room has 4 guitars a banjo and a mandolin.
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So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.

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Post by GraceMellody » 03 Jun 2019, 10:29

Moulders wrote:I love the way I decorate my walls.

Living room has 4 guitars a banjo and a mandolin.

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Post by Citizen » 03 Jun 2019, 14:57

Moulders wrote:I love the way I decorate my walls.

Living room has 4 guitars a banjo and a mandolin.

What a lowtier let me know when you have a pipe organ on your wall.
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Post by lolin » 03 Jun 2019, 14:59

Citizen wrote:What a lowtier let me know when you have a pipe organ on your wall.

Just put PVC pipe organs instead.
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Post by Citizen » 03 Jun 2019, 15:01

Made from his collection of PVC animu monster girl figurines.
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Post by lolin » 03 Jun 2019, 15:03

If the figurine isn't slutty and at least $160, he ain't buyin' it.
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Re: This is a serious question

Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 04 Jun 2019, 04:37

Citizen wrote:Purely decorative cushions and pillows are legit pretty dumb and pointless like pretty much everything women think a house needs to be decorated with.

In fairness most shit guys decorate a house with is fucking stupid too.

Utilitarian god tier bare walls for life.

yenno what's worse than decorative cushions and pillows?

decorative towels

don't tell arya but sometimes I use her decorative towels to dry myself.

Citizen wrote:Oh great now MoV is just going to run loose.

'scuse me I run tight.

Ferefire wrote:If what replaces her has a lesser love of cushions then I shall be content

I mean. Cushions are real great for when you're over at someone's place and you think they're mighty pretty but you're not quite at that point in your relationship yet but they kinda bend over in just the right way and now you got something you needa hide so you're sittin there on the couch REAL glad that she's got cushions.

Arya wrote:[mention=1]Ferefire[/mention] You cant replace THIS! *points at self* :D =:

too late :smoke:

Moulders wrote:I love the way I decorate my walls.

Living room has 4 guitars a banjo and a mandolin.

took me about 20 seconds to remember a mandolin is also an instrument.

I'm like... the fuck does he have a vegetable slicer mounted on his wall?





fuck I need to post more often than once a week.
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Post by Citizen » 04 Jun 2019, 05:09

Master of Vvardenfel wrote:yenno what's worse than decorative cushions and pillows?

decorative towels

don't tell arya but sometimes I use her decorative towels to dry myself.

And then I use them to moisten myself.

'scuse me I run tight.

MoV's tight
He's ahead of his time
He's tight
He's one of a kind
He's tight
He's a talented guy
He's tight
He's got his head down tight

I mean. Cushions are real great for when you're over at someone's place and you think they're mighty pretty but you're not quite at that point in your relationship yet but they kinda bend over in just the right way and now you got something you needa hide so you're sittin there on the couch REAL glad that she's got cushions.

MoV is saying he pooped himself at a girl's house.

took me about 20 seconds to remember a mandolin is also an instrument.

I'm like... the fuck does he have a vegetable slicer mounted on his wall?

Because Moulders is Kimbo Slice irl.

fuck I need to post more often than once a week.

Waow you'll spoil us.
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Re: This is a serious question

Post by Moulders » 05 Jun 2019, 09:00

Citizen wrote:Made from his collection of PVC animu monster girl figurines.

And my kinky boots.
"Every position must be held to the last man: there must be no retirement. With our backs to the wall and believing in the justice of our cause, each one of us must fight on to the end."

Earl Douglas Haig, Order to the British Army, 12 April 1918

So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.

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Post by Citizen » 05 Jun 2019, 09:03

They wouldn't get so kinked up if you'd buy a shoe tree like I've told you to.
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Post by Moulders » 05 Jun 2019, 09:05

I have enough room in the garden to plant a shoe tree.
"Every position must be held to the last man: there must be no retirement. With our backs to the wall and believing in the justice of our cause, each one of us must fight on to the end."

Earl Douglas Haig, Order to the British Army, 12 April 1918

So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.

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Post by Citizen » 05 Jun 2019, 09:12

Moulders wrote:I have enough room in the garden to plant a shoe tree.

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Post by Moulders » 05 Jun 2019, 09:16

See, I should have been a writer.
"Every position must be held to the last man: there must be no retirement. With our backs to the wall and believing in the justice of our cause, each one of us must fight on to the end."

Earl Douglas Haig, Order to the British Army, 12 April 1918

So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.

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Re: This is a serious question

Post by Arya » 12 Jun 2019, 03:35

Master of Vvardenfel wrote:yenno what's worse than decorative cushions and pillows?

decorative towels

don't tell arya but sometimes I use her decorative towels to dry myself.
If you touch my towels I will stab you in the gluteus maximus and then stitch it up (because I can) without the aid of lidocain.

And dont you dare use my decorative pillows as an ass cushion.
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Re: This is a serious question

Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 12 Jun 2019, 03:55

Arya wrote:If you touch my towels I will stab you in the gluteus maximus and then stitch it up (because I can) without the aid of lidocain.

And dont you dare use my decorative pillows as an ass cushion.

you'll stab me where I dried myself
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