Contrary to what it says on the TV ads, Red Bull does NOT give you wings!

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Post by Rich-Allen1976 » 15 Jan 2024, 13:16

Not literally anyway.

A couple of weeks ago someone on YouTube told me that some guy in the US took the ad literally (yep, some folk are THAT daft) and tried to fly off Niagra Falls after drinking Red Bull.

This is a true story! Yep, it actually happened!

And the worst thing is, he actually got a $13M settlement, I'd have thought any Judge worth his Wig would've told him to do one, I certainly would've.

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I personally don't even like RB.
 
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Post by LilMissLarBear » 16 Jan 2024, 12:20

I feel like the experiment hasn't been repeated enough times.... Let me test it out :lol:
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Post by Beerkeg » 16 Jan 2024, 13:28

I recon if they're that daft they should repeat that experiment, but change the location to the Grand Canyon.

I like Red Bull tho. I like that it tastes like chemicals... I don't like the energy drinks that try to mask themselves cause they're all disgustingly sweet. Monster just seems like one of those things that people drink just because its popular.

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Post by LilMissLarBear » 16 Jan 2024, 14:36

Nahhhh nah nah I'm more partial to Monster because it doesn't taste like how pee smells. I do like my fruity flavours and too scared to go beyond the original red bull so Monster it is. I will dock it a point for not advocating cliff jumping unlike Red Bull
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Post by Beerkeg » 16 Jan 2024, 16:01

If your pee smells like Red Bull, its time to stop and drink some water... And the fruity flavours is exactly why I don't like other energy drinks. Its like coffee. Theres black coffee for adults, coffee with milk and sugar for children and then flavoured coffee that doesn't even taste like coffee for people who hate coffee.

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Post by LikkleMel » 16 Jan 2024, 18:00

I drink monster but still haven't grown fur >_>
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Post by Rich-Allen1976 » 16 Jan 2024, 18:11

LikkleMel wrote:
16 Jan 2024, 18:00
I drink monster but still haven't grown fur >_>

I once drank a can of Red Bull, and I still haven't sprouted wings! :D

Also, if your pee smells like Red Bull, you're probably drinking far too much of the stuff.
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