Joke 1 - What did the salt say to the pepper?
- Seasons Greetings
Joke 2 - Why is Santa so damn jolly?
- Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
[EVENT] Final Vote for Festive Joke
[EVENT] Final Vote for Festive Joke
To those just starting on the journey of life I say...
Bang your own drum. Walk your own path. Live wildly. Love fiercely.
As you near the end, look back with no regrets.
Bang your own drum. Walk your own path. Live wildly. Love fiercely.
As you near the end, look back with no regrets.
[EVENT] Final Vote for Festive Joke
Looks like we finally have a winner!
I'm going to lock this now and work out who got how many points.
I'm going to lock this now and work out who got how many points.
To those just starting on the journey of life I say...
Bang your own drum. Walk your own path. Live wildly. Love fiercely.
As you near the end, look back with no regrets.
Bang your own drum. Walk your own path. Live wildly. Love fiercely.
As you near the end, look back with no regrets.
[EVENT] Final Vote for Festive Joke
So, here we go!
Winner - 1000 points - @UnmeiNoTenshi with the Seasons Greetings Joke.
Runner Up - 500 points - @LikkleClaus revealing that Santa loves all the naughty girls.
3rd & 4th places - 250 points each -
@UnmeiNoTenshi with Frosty's Snow Blower
@richallen1972 with Santa falling foul of "Elf & Safety"
Congratulations to you, and many thanks to all who took part.
Winner - 1000 points - @UnmeiNoTenshi with the Seasons Greetings Joke.
Runner Up - 500 points - @LikkleClaus revealing that Santa loves all the naughty girls.
3rd & 4th places - 250 points each -
@UnmeiNoTenshi with Frosty's Snow Blower
@richallen1972 with Santa falling foul of "Elf & Safety"
Congratulations to you, and many thanks to all who took part.
To those just starting on the journey of life I say...
Bang your own drum. Walk your own path. Live wildly. Love fiercely.
As you near the end, look back with no regrets.
Bang your own drum. Walk your own path. Live wildly. Love fiercely.
As you near the end, look back with no regrets.
[EVENT] Final Vote for Festive Joke
Congrats @UnmeiNoTenshi
~Let our bodies lay, mark our hearts with shame
Let our blood in vain, you find God in pain~
Let our blood in vain, you find God in pain~