Autism/ADHD maths

Post by **LilMissLarBear** » 11 Oct 2023, 10:43

You heard of easiest math, now get ready for Autism/ADHD maths

For example:

If I have a appointment or expecting a phone call my entire day is blocked off until that appointment is finished

You guys can have another one because I'm nice like that:

If there's plans to do work on the o'clock bang on and I'm late by a minute- you must wait a whole 59 minute until you can start

Post by **Ojisama** » 11 Oct 2023, 21:52

When it's Autumn and your eyes tell you that it's raining, but your brain still thinks it's Summer and that T-shirt and shorts is OK clothing to go out in.

Post by **LilMissLarBear** » 11 Oct 2023, 22:14

If your safe food is not in the house it automatically means there's no food to eat

Rich-Allen1976 · Post by **Rich-Allen1976** » 15 Oct 2023, 06:59

You have various agendas during the day and the feckin' support worker's due at 9.30 but he doesn't turn up till at least 9.45.

I inform his manager, and she won't do anything.

Post by **LilMissLarBear** » 15 Oct 2023, 08:24

Your energy levels decrease exponentially per hour you spend masking in public

Rich-Allen1976 · Post by **Rich-Allen1976** » 15 Oct 2023, 08:32

You have an agenda to pop across to Tesco for some shopping, the support guy's manager rings to say his Mum's in Hospital and he's not coming!

I wouldn't mind but this ALWAYS happens when I have plans! I sympathise but surely they should be able to cover the feckin' calls?!