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Legacy Monty Python Said it.
Posted: 09 May 2023, 21:47
by Ojisama
Come back Professor Challenger!
Legacy Monty Python Said it.
Posted: 11 May 2023, 01:53
by Tuffin
still no idea
Legacy Monty Python Said it.
Posted: 11 May 2023, 03:07
by Expendable
Judge: Why on earth didn't you say WHY you wanted an adjournment?
Cop: I didn't know an acceptable legal phrase, m'lord.
Legacy Monty Python Said it.
Posted: 11 May 2023, 21:36
by Tuffin
okay..?
Legacy Monty Python Said it.
Posted: 11 May 2023, 21:44
by Ojisama
Well, it is a spam thread.
Legacy Monty Python Said it.
Posted: 12 May 2023, 01:52
by lolin
I will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratched.
Legacy Monty Python Said it.
Posted: 12 May 2023, 13:34
by Ojisama
Legacy Monty Python Said it.
Posted: 12 May 2023, 20:35
by Expendable
In the first part, I understood the guards were told that if they laughed, they wouldn't get paid. So the struggle not to laugh was real.
Legacy Monty Python Said it.
Posted: 14 May 2023, 02:34
by Expendable
- If she weighs the same as a duck...
- she's made of wood.
- And therefore?
- A witch!
- A duck! A duck! - Here's a duck.
- We shaIl use my largest scales.
- Burn the witch !
- Remove the supports!
- A witch!
- It's a fair cop.
Legacy Monty Python Said it.
Posted: 16 May 2023, 02:19
by Tuffin
hows everyone today
Legacy Monty Python Said it.
Posted: 16 May 2023, 02:28
by lolin
tired
Legacy Monty Python Said it.
Posted: 16 May 2023, 22:57
by Ojisama
When I wer' a lad...
Legacy Monty Python Said it.
Posted: 16 May 2023, 23:10
by Expendable
Undertaker: Are you nervy? Irritable? Depressed? Tired of life? Keep it up.
Got up very early this morning to go to a book sale - it was bag day. And I've got four bags to show for it.
Legacy Monty Python Said it.
Posted: 17 May 2023, 17:31
by PharaohAtem
Tired but alive
Legacy Monty Python Said it.
Posted: 17 May 2023, 17:48
by Rich-Allen1976
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!