Legacy Monty Python Said it.

[Rich-Allen1976]

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

if you're wondering, this is a remake of the Dead Parrot sketch, starring me, and a lad on my course.
 

[Ojisama]

did the other one die already?

Reached maximum page length and was honourably retired.

[PharaohAtem]

YAWNS

[Ojisama]

YAWNS

Flicks pea into open mouth

[PharaohAtem]

Ewwwww peas. Unless there snap peas fresh from the vine, boy are you vile.

[Ojisama]

Straight from the pod.

[PharaohAtem]

Fresh from the garden is the best.

[Tuffin]

agreed!

[Ojisama]

Well, my garden is in a state of flux at the moment, so no veggies growing.

[PharaohAtem]

Same

[Tuffin]

also same

[lolin]

that too

[Expendable]

"The forbidden plateau of Roiurama, the Lost World, thrown up by mighty earth movements thousands of millions of years ago, where strange primeval creatures defying evolution, lurk in the dark, impenetrable forests, cut off forever from the outside world."
"I still can't see it."

[PharaohAtem]

Haha

[Tuffin]

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