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Post by Rich-Allen1976 » 26 Apr 2023, 08:28

2.30! (Tooth Hurty! :D  :haha: )

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Post by lolin » 27 Apr 2023, 02:00

it's actually the greatest joke ever... but

a horse walks into a bar, bartender says "why the long face?"
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Post by Rich-Allen1976 » 27 Apr 2023, 07:06

2 pieces of string walk into a Bar, one says "Pint please", the Barkeep says to the other one "Are you a piece of string?" he says "No I'm afraid not" (Frayed Knot)
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Post by Rich-Allen1976 » 07 Jun 2023, 20:50

Where do the majority of Police Officers live? 595 Letsby Avenue! :lol:
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Post by Rich-Allen1976 » 10 Jun 2023, 13:54

Why aren't there toilets on the majority of Beaches? Because the Sea wee'd! :lol: :D
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