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Posted: **08 Jul 2022, 20:07**

For all those twisted little fortunes you wouldn't like to find in a fortune cookie.

Your lucky lottery numbers are 13, 13, 13, 13, 13, 13.

Posted: **09 Jul 2022, 08:05**

It's all downhill from here.

Posted: **09 Jul 2022, 19:51**

Every glorious sunrise is matched by a dismal sunset.

Posted: **10 Jul 2022, 23:26**

Put your efforts into whatever makes you happy, and enjoy the ensuing nightmare.

Posted: **11 Jul 2022, 02:16**

You've already peaked.

Posted: **11 Jul 2022, 10:47**

Be grateful for what you've got, because it isn't going to get any better.

Posted: **11 Jul 2022, 22:44**

Tomorrow's forecast: Doom

Posted: **11 Jul 2022, 22:55**

If you feel your not doing well, It's probably true.

Posted: **12 Jul 2022, 01:48**

Oh, the places you will see! The Internal Revenue office, a court room, a prison cell...

Posted: **12 Jul 2022, 21:02**

You look as old as you feel

Posted: **16 Jul 2022, 22:47**

Behind every cloud is a bigger, darker one.

Posted: **19 Jul 2022, 02:39**

You will trip on every flat surface you tread on today

Posted: **19 Jul 2022, 13:42**

The bluebird of happiness has migrated far away from here.

Posted: **24 Jul 2022, 08:18**

You have no more snacks

Posted: **24 Jul 2022, 22:11**

He who laughs last is the killer.

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