Misfortune Cookies

Post by **Expendable** » 08 Jul 2022, 20:07

For all those twisted little fortunes you wouldn't like to find in a fortune cookie.

Your lucky lottery numbers are 13, 13, 13, 13, 13, 13.

Post by **Tuffin** » 09 Jul 2022, 08:05

It's all downhill from here.

Post by **Ojisama** » 09 Jul 2022, 19:51

Every glorious sunrise is matched by a dismal sunset.

Post by **Expendable** » 10 Jul 2022, 23:26

Put your efforts into whatever makes you happy, and enjoy the ensuing nightmare.

Post by **Tuffin** » 11 Jul 2022, 02:16

You've already peaked.

Post by **Ojisama** » 11 Jul 2022, 10:47

Be grateful for what you've got, because it isn't going to get any better.

Post by **Tuffin** » 11 Jul 2022, 22:44

Tomorrow's forecast: Doom

Post by **Ojisama** » 11 Jul 2022, 22:55

If you feel your not doing well, It's probably true.

Post by **Expendable** » 12 Jul 2022, 01:48

Oh, the places you will see! The Internal Revenue office, a court room, a prison cell...

Post by **Tuffin** » 12 Jul 2022, 21:02

You look as old as you feel

Post by **Ojisama** » 16 Jul 2022, 22:47

Behind every cloud is a bigger, darker one.

Post by **Tuffin** » 19 Jul 2022, 02:39

You will trip on every flat surface you tread on today

Post by **Ojisama** » 19 Jul 2022, 13:42

The bluebird of happiness has migrated far away from here.

Post by **Tuffin** » 24 Jul 2022, 08:18

You have no more snacks

Post by **Ojisama** » 24 Jul 2022, 22:11

He who laughs last is the killer.