Funny quotes

[weeabooweegee]

post some funny quotes in this thread to see if you can make someone laugh!

[weeabooweegee]

[LilMissLarBear]

"Accept who you are, unless you are a serial killer" - Ellen DeGeneres

[lolin]

"wrecked 'em? damn near killed 'em?"

[weeabooweegee]

"they said don't give up on your dreams, so I went back to sleep"

[lolin]

"a;kljfasldjf;lasjf;s" - lolin

[weeabooweegee]

UwU - weeabooweegee

[lolin]

"E" - weeabooweegee

[weeabooweegee]

"OwO" @melanch0lic

[GraceMellody]

if you say im 5 and adorbz then you're either my mum or really creepy

Last one until someone else posts I promise

when is that FROM

[melanch0lic]

'they don't think it be how it is, but it do' X3

[weeabooweegee]

"screw you guys, I'm going home" - Eric Cartman

[Ojisama]

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell

[LilMissLarBear]

"To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people"

[Ojisama]

“If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?”